The best Quotes by Summer Smith

Oh my god, it's disgusting... actually, it tastes really good... oh my god, it's disgusting that it tastes good.

Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 2

No voting, no debate. It's not a democracy - it's a Rickpublic!

Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 6

Camping is just being homeless... without the change.

Rick and Morty - Season 4 Episode 9

Summer: "It is a hot photo. I think grief flushes her cheeks. Dad, you hardly put any sirup on."
Beth: "Honey, stop raising your father's colesterol so you can take a hot funeral selfie."
Summer: "I never get to do anything."

Rick and Morty - Season 4 Episode 1

Quotes about Summer Smith

Jerry: "I wanted to ask if it's okay with you if I make myself throw up the cookie."
Beth: "If it makes you feel better and you can do it quietly, yes, but don't hand that advice down to summer."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 6

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If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

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Amazon

Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

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Welcome to life. It's a big boat with a lot of holes, but we're all in it together.

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"Family time ist time well spent." Okay, that's not only empty, it's been disproven.

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 5

Jerry: "That was some fantastic chow mein. And before you say that sounded racist, you're gonna ask the waiter how they say it."
Beth: "It's Panda Express, Honey, the waiter's from Portland."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 5

Portland

Life is a subscription and Thanksgiving is your family's yearly charge.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 3

Thanksgiving

8 % of anything is expendable: 8 % of pizza is crust. 8 % of the Snyder Cut was Batman dreaming.

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 2

Batman Zack Snyder Pizza

Rick: "Just do a 'Die Hard'!"
Summer: "What does that mean?"
Rick: "Sneak around! Use air vents! You've never seen 'Die Hard'?"
Summer: "I'm 17. No, I've never seen f*cking 'Die Hard'."
Rick: "Well, neither did the guy in 'Die Hard'. So, you're nailing it."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 6 Episode 2

Die Hard

Rick: "Wait a minute! Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum-transport-solution?"
Morty: "I saw you were marking the level so I had to top it off."
Rick: "Top it off? Do you know how dangerously toxic this stuff is? And you added it to my portal fluid?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 9

Mountain Dew

You don't get to tell anyone what's sad. You're like a one-man Mount Sadmore. So I guess like a Lincoln Sadmorial.

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Summer: "I think it's in our best interest to work as a team."
Morty: "Yeah, most people would call that 'family'."

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 4

Morty: "Mom, I have a friend coming over. Is that cool?"
Beth: "I told your sister no parties."
Morty: "It's one friend."
Beth: "That's a party to you."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 4

Jerry: "Space sperm? Sperm from... space?"
Rick: "Very impressive verbal forensic work, Jerry."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 4

Morty: "You were a teenager when dad got you pregnant!"
Beth: "I was 17. That's at least 26 in boy years."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 3

Teenagers

Planetina: "Your acid rain is an acid pain... in the butt, Diesel Wiesel!"
Rick: "Yikes! Who's the chick in need of a dialogue pass?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 3

Morty: "Rick, when you say you made an exact replica of the house, did you mean, like, an exact replica?"
Rick: "I know about the Yosemite T-Shirt, Morty."
Morty: "Shit."
Rick: "You know you can use tissues, right?"
Morty: "I can't finish without it!"

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 2

Time without purpose is a prison.

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Mr. Nimbus: "Say goodbye to your precious dry land! For soon it will be wet!"
Rick: "Yeah, global warming is already doing that. But sure, yeah, go for it. Make us slightly more wet."

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 1

Mr. Nimbus

Those called "fools" are the only ones brave enough to see the truth.

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Morty: "So, time moves faster in there? Is it like a Narnia thing?"
Rick: "I'm not a beaver who believes in Jesus Christ, Morty. But yeah, it's pretty much a Narnia thing."

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I wouldn't lie to you. Well... that's a lie.

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Summer: "Someone out there is trying to kill us."
Rick: "Someone's always trying to kill us."

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Morty: "I have English homework."
Rick: "You're still learning English? It's the language you speak. How dumb are you?"

Rick Sanchez in Rick and Morty - Season 4 Episode 8

Grammar

Jerry: "Rick! Beth! You love me after all!"
Rick: "Eh, I love her, she loves you. Those credits don't transfer."

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Jerry: "I wish that shotgun was my p-nis."
Beth: "If it were, you could call me Ernest Hemingway."

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 1 Episode 6

Ernest Hemingway

Beth: "Do you want homeless people to have homes?"
Jerry: "Yes."
Beth: "Are you gonna build them?"
Jerry: "No."
Beth: "Then what good was the 'yes'?"

Beth Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 1 Episode 6

My wife says, "Camping is a tradition in my family". It was a tradition in everyone's family, til we invented the house!

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The real significance of wilderness is a cultural matter. It is far more than hunting, fishing, hiking, camping or canoeing; it has to do with the human spirit.

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You're both young, you're both unsure about your place in the universe, and you both want to be Grandpa's favorite. I can fix this. Morty, sit here. Summer, you sit here. Now, listen - I know the two of you are very different from each other in a lot of ways, but you have to understand that as far as Grandpa's concerned, you're both pieces of sh-! Yeah, I can prove it mathematically. Actually, l-l-let me grab my whiteboard. This has been a long time coming, anyways.

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Weddings are basically funerals with cake.

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Weddings Pies & Cakes

If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead. We are who we are because of consequences. You can't live without consequences.

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 4 Episode 8

Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We're all going to die. Come watch TV?

Morty Smith in Rick and Morty - Season 1 Episode 8

Meaning

If a guy tells you how many girls he's hooked up with, it's not even close to that. You take that number and divide it by three, then you get the real total. OK, so if Kevin is saying it's been three girls it's more like one or none. The rule of three. It's an exact science. Consistent as gravity.

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I had nothing but time. Endless time. At first, it was madness. Then enlightment. Then madness again. But perhaps it was a gift. I could see the life of time. And as I watched the life of time in all its fleeting, terrible light, I wondered, had I lived? Was I just the object in another's story? Was that all I ever was? Could I be more? I had nothing but time and still no answer. Time without purpose is a prison. I have glimpsed into the mind of eternity. Perhaps the mind of God. And found nothing but silence.

Jessica in Rick and Morty - Season 5 Episode 1

Richard, you have desecrated the sacred treaty betwixt land and sea. Now face the wrath of your once and eternal foe - Mr. Nimbus!

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If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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