Quotes and Sayings about Sugar

The worst drug of today is not smack or pot - it's refined sugar.

Sugar is shit! In Germany alone, three people die per hour because of sugar.

I've never heard the words "only" and "candy" in the same sentence before.

Dear cookies, that isn't fat, it's external storage for more of you.

You have to be very careful with sweets. That powerful sense of satisfaction... it weakens your willpower and makes you relaxed. It only takes a few bites to get addicted, and with long-term consumption, you'll slowly but surely lose your edge.

Like any sugary treat, it tasted heavenly at first, but if you gorged on it, you'd be sick.

We elves try to stick to the four main food groups - candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

Candy is the soul's vegetable.

Moritz: "You shouldn't hit people with disabilities!"
Buba: "You mean him or you?"

I'm actually the most reliable supplier that I know.

I thought he was only physically disabled?!

Buba: "Do you know what happens now?"
Moritz: "I can get the rest of the money to you soon, I-"
[Buba slaps Moritz]
Buba: "That's the wrong answer!"
Moritz: "I'll give it to you now?"
[Buba slaps him again]
Buba: "Oh, sorry, that was the right answer."

Buba: "How much do you want?"
Moritz: "A lot."
Buba: "Well, I might go to the party."

We don't really know what Iran are capable of when the gun is put to their head.

The truth of it is that women are far more logical than men.

Women want honesty but sometimes get upset if you are honest, so you need to know when to be honest.

Success doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you a more successful person.

Situations like this with no way out are exactly when you should stand by the people you love.

Guys, you may think this is funny, but I make up the 33 percent who hasn't either lost their will to live or is dying of cancer.

Because if there's one thing I've learnt about me and Lenny... neither of us are better on our own than we are together.

At most, people only ever say what they want, never what they need.

Joseph: "So, what do you think?"
Lisa: "Mhm, it looks like a desktop background."

Welcome to the year 2020, where women can be sexual predators too.

I'd either like to be hung up in the woods so Logan Paul can tag me in his Insta-Video, or be buried at sea. And by that I mean, Dan Bilzerian on a jet ski snorting my ashes off a supermodel's back.

Daniel [eats an unpeeled banana]: "In India, everyone eats them like this. And the internet says that all the vitamins are actually in the skin."
Lenny: "The internet also says, Lady Gaga has a penis."