The best Quotes by Stiles Stilinski

The best Quotes by Stiles Stilinski

See, that's the problem. You–you don't care about getting hurt. But you know how I'll feel? I'll be devastated. And if you die, I will literally go out of my freakin' mind. You see, death doesn't happen to you, Lydia. It happens to everyone around you, okay? To all the people left standing at your funeral, trying to figure out how they're gonna live the rest of their lives now without you in it?
Teen Wolf - Season 2
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What? Scott, come on. I'm 147 pounds of pale skin and fragile bone, okay? Sarcasm is my only defense.
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Not all Monsters do monstrous things!
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Leonard: "For God's sake, Sheldon, do I have to... hold up a sarcasm sign every time I open my mouth?"
Sheldon: "You have a sarcasm sign?"
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Lip: "Bite and bolt."
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What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
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