Quote by Stewie Griffin (Season 17 Episode 13)

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy - Season 17 Episode 13

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