Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"
My God, it's finally happened. He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.Stewie Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 17
You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.Stewie Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 7
Brian: "Hey Stewie, how do ya not know about trick-or-treating?!"
Stewie: "How do YOU not know that your reflection on your mirror is not another dog?"
Ouh, that's gotta hurt worse than getting a birthday telegram from Zinédine Zidane.Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer; you'd need an egg calendar.Stewie Griffin in Family Guy