My God, it's finally happened. He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.Stewie Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 17
You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.Stewie Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 7
Brian: 'Hey Stewie, how do ya not know about trick-or-treating?!'
Stewie: 'How do YOU not know that your reflection on your mirror is not another dog?'
If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer; you'd need an egg calendar.Stewie Griffin in Family Guy