The best Quotes by Stewie Griffin

The best Quotes by Stewie Griffin

Stewart Gilligan "Stewie" Griffin is a fictional character from the animated television series Family Guy. He is voiced by the series creator Seth MacFarlane.

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

Family Guy - Season 17 Episode 13

My God, it's finally happened. He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.

Family Guy - Season 2 Episode 17

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You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Family Guy - Season 2 Episode 7

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Andrew Lloyd Webber

Brian: "Hey Stewie, how do ya not know about trick-or-treating?!"
Stewie: "How do YOU not know that your reflection on your mirror is not another dog?"

Ouh, that's gotta hurt worse than getting a birthday telegram from Zinédine Zidane.

Zinedine Zidane

If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer; you'd need an egg calendar.

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