Quotes by Stewie Griffin

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

My God, it's finally happened. He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.

You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Brian: "Hey Stewie, how do ya not know about trick-or-treating?!"
Stewie: "How do YOU not know that your reflection on your mirror is not another dog?"

Ouh, that's gotta hurt worse than getting a birthday telegram from Zinédine Zidane.

If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer; you'd need an egg calendar.