Quotes by Stewie Griffin

Stewie Griffin is a character from Family Guy

Quotes by Stewie Griffin

My God, it's finally happened. He's become so massive he's collapsed into himself like a neutron star.

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 17
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You're the worst thing to happen to musical theater since Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy, Season 2 Episode 7
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Brian: 'Hey Stewie, how do ya not know about trick-or-treating?!'
Stewie: 'How do YOU not know that your reflection on your mirror is not another dog?'

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
 
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If you cooked any more slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer; you'd need an egg calendar.

Stewie Griffin in Family Guy
 
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