Quotes by Steven Wright

Steven Alexander Wright is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations. Wright was ranked as the 15th Greatest Comedian by Rolling Stone in a list of the 50 Greatest Stand-up Comics.

The best Quotes and Sayings

I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.

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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

ExperienceSteven Wright
 
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They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

FishingSteven Wright
 
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

Traveling, MotivationSteven Wright
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Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

Memories, PastSteven Wright
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