The best Quotes by Steven Fisher

We've already got something small and messy that eats everything in the house. And she's called Mia.

Mr. Heubel: "You will never guess what I bought!"
Max: "Is it another garden gnome?"
Mr. Heubel: "Well, how did you gnome? Get it?"

What am I gonna call you, little fella? I guess you're part dog, part shark. I'm gonna call you Dog-Shark! How 'bout... Puppyfish? Semi-Amphibious Land-Ranging Canine? Sharkdog!

Max: "I'll even pick up poop!"
Mother: "I think we've got all the poop we can handle right now."

Half shark, half dog
Big fins, big jaws
Loves the water, loves the park
Sharkdog!

His night vision is amazing
He doesn't sleep, doesn't blink, he sees you
He's super strong and it's crazy
He's the cutest lynch of your life

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"