The best Quotes by Steve-O

I'm sick of the whole pooping thing... I'm gonna go get my butt cheeks pierced together.

It's like when your parents said "I'm not mad at you, just disappointed." You know that hurt so much more.

I am so glad I turned this idea down!

Hi, it's cold in Japan, so we're going to warm ourselves up with some fireworks.

So, we've driven an hour north from Miami to Boca Raton, believe it or not, to film Steve-O jump into nine days worth of elephant poo.

Concussions aren't great, but as long as you have them before you're 50, it's cool. And Knoxville's 49, so we're good.

Hi sweetie, I'm gonna inseminate you artificially... maybe for real if you play your cards right.

I think I'm a little concussed.

You don't matter... in fact, in about 20 seconds you're not even gonna be matter.

There's no such thing as a "pretty good" gator wrestler!

They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I'm not sure of what that means, but I like it.

Bam Margera: "Oh, dude! My f*cking tailbone is seriously broken! I'm not even kidding!"
Ryan Dunn: "He broke his tailbone! That's alright, we don't have tails anymore, what's the point of having one?"

Did you see the way I stopped the beanbag with my stomach? That's instinct. You can't teach that!

Now I know what it feels like to be my liver!

I'm seriously going to die right now.

Oh dude, you look like an egg with legs!

Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, "f-" by the end of this movie.

That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.

Bam Margera: "Now these rocket skates are going to be a little different than the last."
Johnny Knoxville: "You using different bottle rockets?"
Bam Margera: "Nope. Just more of 'em."

Scott Potasnik: "You guys are gonna hate me an hour from now."
Johnny Knoxville: "We hate you already."

Hi, I'm Ryan Dunn, and I'm about to get the shit kicked out of me by a girl.

That had bad news written all over it!

You were about five feet short of a ten-foot jump.

It is strange with how little notice, good, bad, or indifferent, a man may live and die in London.

If you're curious, London's an amazing place.

I've often thought a blind man could find his way through London simply by gauging the changes in innuendo: mild through Trafalgar Square, less veiled towards the river.

I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.

I don't miss London much. I find it crowded, vast and difficult to get around. Cabs are incredibly expensive.

London. The beating heart of England.

England is my home. London is my home. New York feels like, if I have to spend a year living in an unfamiliar city, this is a pretty lovely one to spend a year in, but I will be going home at the end of it, certainly.

You're the crappiest human bowling ball I ever saw in my whole life!

I feel like my eyes have gonorrhea.

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!

It's not a crime to be an a-shole, but it's very counter-productive.

How can you speak six languages and sound like a dick in every one of them?

Who takes a shit in the middle of a heist?

These are my poop shoes. That way no one knows it's me in the bathroom cause they don't see my shoes under the stall.

Whose d do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?

Steve-O: "We wanted to see if you would run."
Ryan Dunn: "I'm not running anywhere with a toy car shoved up my butt."

Hi, I'm Bunny the Lifeguard, any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle them down, and probably have my way with them.

I'm Raab Himself and I'm a complete f*cking idiot!

Johnny Knoxville: "Is this the worst you've ever had to go boom-boom?"
Dave England: "No man. I shit my pants at the fair."

I conside skateboarding an art form, a lifestyle and a sport.