The best Quotes by Steve Buscemi

To me, score is really important. I would rather not have any score if it's something that's going to detract from the film. So often when I watch films, the score is what really bothers me.

I never made a daring rescue, which is the story people want to hear. I did go to my share of fires.

The first movie I had a featured role in was Parting Glances.

In the beginning, it wasn't even a question of deciding I'm going to do independent film and not commercial films - I wasn't being offered any commercial films, and there wasn't an independent scene.

They're not supposed to show prison films in prison. Especially ones that are about escaping.

Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you’re looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it’s a new haircut. It’s got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look… Listen, I need a favor.

You're not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it!

They say when you meet the love of your life, time stops. And that's true. What they don't tell you, is that once time starts again, it moves extra fast to catch up.

Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring.

Kept in a small bowl, they will remain small. With more space, the fish can double, triple or quadruple its size.

In telling the story of my father's life, it's impossible to separate the fact from the fiction, the man from the myth. The best I can do is to tell it the way he told me. It doesn't always make sense, and most of it never happened. But that's what kind of story this is.

You see, most men, they'll tell a story straight through— it won't be complicated, but it won't be interesting either.

It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lacking in social niceties.

Fate has a way of circling back on a man, and taking him by surprise. A man sees things differently at different times in his life. This town didn't seem the same now that he was older.

Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

If you shoot me in your dream you better wake up and apologize.

I didn't create the situation, I'm just dealing with it.

Eddie, if you keep talkin' like a b*tch, I'm gonna slap you like a b*tch.

Mr. Pink: "You kill anybody?"
Mr. White: "A few cops."
Mr. Pink: "No real people?"
Mr. White: "Just cops."

Mr. Brown:' I'm blind, man. I'm f*cking blind."
Mr. Orange: "You're not blind, you've just got blood in your eyes."

Mr. Brown: "Mr. Brown? That's little too close to Mr. Shit."
Mr. Pink: "Yeah, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. P*ssy."

You're human and I'm a monster. It's like freaky friday but on a tuesday.

I always thought the worst thing ever would be seeing you go, but the worst is seeing you unhappy.

Human blood is so fatty and you never know where its been.

Jonathan: "Are these monsters gonna kill me?"
Dracula: "Not as long as they think you're a monster."
Jonathan: "That's kinda racist."

Armor: "Sir, sir, we have an urgent plumbing issue."
Dracula: "Plumbing?
Armor: "There is a clogged toilet in room 348."
Dracula: "It's okay, we all get stomach aches, Mr. Bigfoot."

Dracula: "No, honey, you're too young."
Mavis: "I'm a hundred and eighteen years old."

Speaking of awesome, that cape thing is killing it!

No wonder the city never sleeps, it's too busy trying to get laid.

There are eight million people in this city. And those teeming masses exist for the sole purpose of lifting the few exceptional people onto their shoulders.

If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you
New York, New York

Manhattan, for millions of our forefathers, the gateway to hope, opportunity and happiness beyond their wildest dreams. Today, that hope is still alive, it's called "The First Date". On Saturday nights, every restaurant in Lower Manhattan resembles its own little Ellis Island.

For the soul, laughing is what oxygen is for the lungs.

It's not about the absence of fear. It's overcoming it.

If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends.

My philosophy is: It's none of my business what people say of me and think of me.

My father always said, "Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf" - so I make sure I read.

We think too much and feel too little.

If one does not attach himself to people and desires, never shall his heart be broken. But then, does he ever truly live?

One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real.

I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.

I dream of a day where I walk down the street and hear people talk about Morality, Sustainibility and Philoshophy instead of the Kardashians.

It's easy to fool the eye but it's hard to fool the heart.

I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.

You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see. But you cannot close your heart to the things you do not want to feel.