The best Quotes by Steve Ballmer

There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.

I can tell you first-hand from my experiences with Sacramento, the league does try to honor the fan bases it has, and encourage teams to stay in their home markets.

We've truly reimagined windows.

Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches.

We feel like we could have been a 60-win team. It's something to be proud of but the work doesn't stop there.

I have season tickets to the Lakers and the Clippers.

You can leave Detroit, but it will never leave you.

There's cities that get by on their good looks. Detroit has to work for a living.

Detroit turned out to be heaven, but it also turned out to be hell.

Detroit, the heart of the country... I grew up on 10 Mile, 2 miles better than 8 Mile.

I come from Detroit where it's rough and I'm not a smooth talker.

Everything I've done in my career has started in and around Detroit, you know, the metro area and Michigan.

There are cities that get by on their good looks, offer climate and scenery, views of mountains or oceans, rockbound or with palm trees. And there are cities like Detroit that have to work for a living.

Microsoft is in a very unique position to be able to go spend Sony out of business. Sony is really the only other player who could compete with Game Pass and we have a 2 year and 10 million subs lead.

Microsoft is in a lot of the same businesses that Google is in.

Because it's everybody's business.

Hi, my name is Bill Gates and I'll teach you how to count to ten:
1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10

How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?

John D. Rockefeller wanted to dominate oil, but Microsoft wants it all, you name it: cable, media, banking, car dealerships.

We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

The coming of the wireless era will make war impossible, because it will make war ridiculous.

I can literally say antisemitic shit and they can't drop me. Now what?

You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.

We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

Asked my daughter to get me a phone book...
She's like, "Yo Gen X, how about keeping up? Just use my iPhone!"
I shrugged, took her iPhone and totally wrecked it when I crushed the spider on the wall.

A lot of people didn't see me play in Sacramento. I think we had one TV game.

I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there's going to be trouble.

The fans really know basketball in Sacramento. They knew when we really needed their support and they were a big part of our success here.

I think Windows 8 is a catastrophe for everyone in the PC space.

I've got an update; want me to restart now or wait?
Too late!
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on, oh no, and now it's gone!
Do as you dictate; your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry, log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop

One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other one is me.

What do you call an Asian Dwayne Johnson?
The Wok.