The best Quotes by Steve Ballmer

The best Quotes by Steve Ballmer

Steven Anthony Ballmer (March 24, 1956) is an American billionaire businessman and investor who served as the chief executive officer of Microsoft from 2000 to 2014. He is the owner of the Los Angeles Clippers of the National Basketball Association (NBA).

There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance.

(Microsoft CEO) - 04/2007, 2 months before first iPhone is released

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I can tell you first-hand from my experiences with Sacramento, the league does try to honor the fan bases it has, and encourage teams to stay in their home markets.

Sacramento Kings

We've truly reimagined windows.

(Microsoft CEO) - 25.10.2012, about Windows 8

Microsoft Windows

Linux is a cancer that attaches itself in an intellectual property sense to everything it touches.

(Microsoft CEO) - 2001

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You can leave Detroit, but it will never leave you.

There's cities that get by on their good looks. Detroit has to work for a living.

Detroit turned out to be heaven, but it also turned out to be hell.

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Detroit, the heart of the country... I grew up on 10 Mile, 2 miles better than 8 Mile.

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I come from Detroit where it's rough and I'm not a smooth talker.

Everything I've done in my career has started in and around Detroit, you know, the metro area and Michigan.

There are cities that get by on their good looks, offer climate and scenery, views of mountains or oceans, rockbound or with palm trees. And there are cities like Detroit that have to work for a living.

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Microsoft is in a very unique position to be able to go spend Sony out of business. Sony is really the only other player who could compete with Game Pass and we have a 2 year and 10 million subs lead.

Matt Booty - June 2023

Microsoft is in a lot of the same businesses that Google is in.

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Because it's everybody's business.

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Hi, my name is Bill Gates and I'll teach you how to count to ten:
1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10

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How could this Y2K be a problem in a country where we have Intel and Microsoft?

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We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

(Plattenfirma) - 1962, to The Beatles

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The coming of the wireless era will make war impossible, because it will make war ridiculous.

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I can literally say antisemitic shit and they can't drop me. Now what?

Kanye West - October 2022, 9 days before being dropped by Adidas

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You're like the iPhone 5 of German TV hosts. Thin, light and unnecessarily tall.

Klaas Heufer-Umlauf in Joko & Klaas - neoParadise vom 13.09.2012

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We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

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Asked my daughter to get me a phone book...
She's like, "Yo Gen X, how about keeping up? Just use my iPhone!"
I shrugged, took her iPhone and totally wrecked it when I crushed the spider on the wall.

A lot of people didn't see me play in Sacramento. I think we had one TV game.

Rajon Rondo

Sacramento Kings

I'm not worried about facing the Sacramento Queens. Write it down. Take a picture. I'm not going to talk about this all year. When I get back, there's going to be trouble.

Shaquille O'Neal

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The fans really know basketball in Sacramento. They knew when we really needed their support and they were a big part of our success here.

Vlade Divac

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I think Windows 8 is a catastrophe for everyone in the PC space.

Gabe Newell - July 2012

I've got an update; want me to restart now or wait?
Too late!
You left an open file, did not save for a while
Turn off and on, oh no, and now it's gone!
Do as you dictate; your actions taught me how to hate
Primate
You return and cry, log in and wonder why
Edge won't stop appearing on your desktop

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Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

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