The best Quotes from Stargate

Hammond: "Colonel, the United States is not in the business of interfering in other people's affairs!"
O'Neill: "Since when?"

Maybourne: "I played a lot of hide and seek as a kid. I could always find anyone, anywhere, but they could never find me."
O'Neill: "Because they didn't want to."

Dr. Jackson: "How is it that you always manage to come up with the worst case scenario?"
Col. O'Neill: "I practice."

If you once again try to harm me or one of my companions, my patience with you will expire.

Daniel: "This tastes like chicken."
Sam: "So what's wrong with it?"
Daniel: "It's macaroni and cheese!"

Col. O'Neill: "Listen, I gotta ask you something. It's not easy for me."
Maj. Kawalsky: "We're friends."
Col. O'Neill: "If you don't make it... can I have your stereo?"

Maybourne, you are an idiot every day of the week. Why couldn't you have taken one day off?

Thornbird: "I'm Major Robert Thornbird. And you are?"
O'Neill: "Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise."

I'll be honest with you, Bob. My name's not Kirk… it's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.

Jack O'Neill: "If we want to find out who's behind this, we have to do what the Asgard do."
Daniel: "You mean bluff?"
Jack O'Neill: "Yep. We just need to do it without revealing what we know."
Daniel: "Which is nothing."
Jack O'Neill: "Right. But they don't know we know nothing."

Not until I'm dead… and sometimes not even then.

Daniel: "I think they're a family."
Jack: "Of what?"

Maybourne: "Teal'c, it's good to see you well."
Teal'c: "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you."

General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap outta this man.

Jack: "We'll cross that bridge when we come to it."
Bra'tac: "No, the bridge is too well-guarded."

Daniel: "This is the Hall of Might?"
Sam: "What were you expecting?"
Daniel: "I don't know... maybe a hall?"

Capt. Carter: "What a relief, I've never been so happy to see you guys!"
Col. O'Neill: "Well, sure you have. Remember that time on P3X-595 you drank that stuff that made you take off-"
Capt. Carter: "-we won't get into that right now!"

A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips.

Capt. Carter: "Do you think this thing is going to end up being a revolutionary drug back on Earth?"
Dr. Jackson: "Well if it does, I'm sure someone else will end up getting credit for it. It's not like we can tell them where it really came from."
Col. O'Neill: "Damn, guess I'm going to have to cancel that Oprah interview!"
Teal'c: "What is an Oprah?"

Daniel, find me an anthropologist that dresses like this and I will eat this headdress.

I always have a reason that I'm not required to explain. It's a military thing.

If you watch the news, you see politicians use human vulnerabilities to get in and earn people's trust.

They have a joy for life in Brazil unlike any country I've ever seen.

The sky above us is something we have very little control of, and the space beyond is something we don't completely understand.

Brazil has a lot of issues that are similar to a lot of countries in Latin America, but the dominant issue Brazil is dealing with is poverty and political corruption.