The best Quotes from Stardew Valley

I guess the sooner we come to terms with our mortality, the more time we can spend really living in the here-and-now.

I'm going to do some maintenance over here. I just get the urge to do some hammering now and then.

A warm rain is a pleasant way to get clean.

Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don't?

Long ago, my people knew the secrets of advanced technology. The archaeological evidence proves that. But I wonder where it came from? And where did it all go? I guess some questions will never be answered...

That was some way to ring in the new year last night...

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, even in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

But what's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree.

Apples, sweet and juicy fruits of nature. Their scent fills the air and evokes memories of carefree childhood days. With every bite, I feel their crisp texture and savor the taste that touches the heart and soul. The apple symbolizes life, health, and comfort. It is a gift from nature that brings us daily joy.

Oh, lovely apple, so sweet and juicy, like the morning dew-drenched! Its round shape, kissed by delicate red, seduces the senses and awakens zest for life. A delicious bite that delights every palate and makes the eyes sparkle. A true gift of nature that fills us with joy.

Incoming friendly fire! Dodge - or don't. Your call.

Dispense peace with the ultimate weaponry!

Return, refit, and redeploy to purge the stain of this failure with the peroxide of victory.

Sylvanas: "Isn't it obvious, Warchief? I serve the Horde."
Garrosh: "Watch your clever mouth, b*tch!"

My ideals have no stains.
I must correct you. People here bear no sins in the eyes of the gods... Only laws and the Tribunal can judge someone.
They can judge even me. So praise my magnificence and purity.

Look at me. I'm cranked on speed most of the time, but I'm productivity personified.

Michael: "I'm trying to relate to you."
Jimmy: "No, you're trying to take me on some nostalgia trip. You're such a cliche."
Michael: "Oh! says the dope-smoking, game-playing, live-at-home, world-owes-him-a-living millennial."

Lester: "It's hard to get motivated on a job without financial incentive."
Michael: "You can't put a price on freedom."

CJ: "Can you shoot?"
The Truth: "Kid, I'm a hippie. The only thing I've shot is acid. I did see a guy snort it once though. Thought his nose was a kangaroo and the moon was a dog!"

Sweet Johnson: "You're dressed like a hooker!"
Kendl: "You two would know what a hooker looks like."
CJ: "You say that like it's a bad thing."

CJ: "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"
Cesar: "Why you always saying that? I already told you. Where the holiness does his business, is his business."

Eddie's got two tickets to paradise, and I do too... In my pants.

CJ: "You do know that I'm black, right? And not Chinese?"
Woozie: "I'm blind, Carl... not stupid."

Oh, Anna. I was expecting an arrow from Cupid, and got a bullet from an ugly motherf*cker instead!

Some call them demons, I call them b*tches!