The best Quotes from Stardew Valley

I guess the sooner we come to terms with our mortality, the more time we can spend really living in the here-and-now.

I'm going to do some maintenance over here. I just get the urge to do some hammering now and then.

A warm rain is a pleasant way to get clean.

Apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don't?

Long ago, my people knew the secrets of advanced technology. The archaeological evidence proves that. But I wonder where it came from? And where did it all go? I guess some questions will never be answered...

That was some way to ring in the new year last night...

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, even in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

But what's the point of breathing if somebody already tells you the difference between an apple and a bicycle? If I bite a bicycle and ride an apple, then I'll know the difference.

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.

Looks like the apple doesn't fall far from the rotten tree.

Apples, sweet and juicy fruits of nature. Their scent fills the air and evokes memories of carefree childhood days. With every bite, I feel their crisp texture and savor the taste that touches the heart and soul. The apple symbolizes life, health, and comfort. It is a gift from nature that brings us daily joy.

Oh, lovely apple, so sweet and juicy, like the morning dew-drenched! Its round shape, kissed by delicate red, seduces the senses and awakens zest for life. A delicious bite that delights every palate and makes the eyes sparkle. A true gift of nature that fills us with joy.

It's a Golden Nut. It's shiny and its price is totally justified. Don't overthink it, you need one! Purchase a Golden Nut today! (Warning: Ingestion is not recommended).

Relaying message: Hello this is paternal figure. I have taken ill and need your help to find a cure. Doctors say that the only remedy is alien artifacts.

Usage and production of this material is strictly prohibited. On Earth, that is. There are no rules in space, only efficiency.

Used as fuel for Nuclear Power Plants.
The power source that put FICSIT on the map. Literally. The crater is still there.

I am ADA, also known as Artificial Directory and Assistant, tasked to support pioneers, such as you, in their mission.

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.

Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.

Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.

Trusting me? Now that's a risk you'll have to take.

Consequences? Hahaha, what are those?

Life's just a game and lucky you, you're playing it with me.

Run and hide. I'll enjoy doing the seeking.

That had the components of a joke, but... it wasn't funny.

What an "interesting" thing to say out loud.