Quotes from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Quotes from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

Star Wars: Episode VI – Return of the Jedi is a 1983 American epic space opera film directed by Richard Marquand. The screenplay is by Lawrence Kasdan and George Lucas.

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You will find that many of the truths we cling to, depend greatly on our own point of view.
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I'll never turn to the dark side. You've failed, your highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me.
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Luke: "I'll not leave you here. I've got to save you!"
Vader: "You already have, Luke."
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I'm very embarrassed, General Solo, but it seems you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
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You were right about me. Tell your sister you were right.
Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong, especially for your... sister. So you have a twin sister. Your feelings have now betrayed her, too. Obi-Wan was wise to hide her from me.
Han: "I love you."
Leia: "I know."
Luke: "Your overconfidence is your weakness."
Palpatine: "Your faith in your friends is yours."
Search your feelings, father. You can't do this. I feel the conflict within you. Let go of your hate!
Luke: "I will not turn, and you'll be forced to kill me."
Vader: "If that is your destiny."
C-3PO: "Wonderful! We are now a part of the tribe."
Han: "Just what I always wanted."
Your father was seduced by the dark side of the Force. He ceased to be Anakin Skywalker and became Darth Vader. When that happened, the good man who was your father was destroyed.
Luke, when gone am I, the last of the Jedi will you be. The Force runs strong in your family. Pass on what you have learned.
Luke, do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor or suffer your father's fate you will.
Sick have I become. Old and weak. When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?
C-3PO: "The great Jabba the Hutt has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately."
Han: "Good. I hate long waits."
Nice work. Great, Chewie. Great. Always thinking with your stomach!
Han: "How are we doing?"
Luke: "Same as always."
Han: "That bad, huh?"
This Bounty Hunter is my kind of scum, fearless and inventive.
I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Captain Solo where he is.
You may have been a good smuggler, but now you're Bantha fodder!
If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short-circuit.
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
The Emperor has made a critical error, and the time for our attack has come.
Don't worry. My friend's down there. He'll have that shield down on time. Or this will be the shortest offensive of all time.
Your thoughts betray you, father! I feel the good in you, the conflict.
Luke: "Master Yoda, you can't die."
Yoda: "Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong."
The Force is strong in my family. My father has it. I have it. My sister has it.
I'm taking Captain Solo and his friends. You can either profit by this or be destroyed. It's your choice, but I warn you not to underestimate my powers.
Jerjerrod: "The Emperor's coming here?"
Vader: "That is correct, Commander, and he is most displeased with your apparent lack of progress."
Jerjerrod: "We shall double our efforts."
Vader: "I hope so, Commander, for your sake. The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am."
Keep your distance, though, Chewie, But don't look like you're trying to keep your distance.
Come, boy, see for yourself. From here, you will witness the final destruction of the Alliance and the end of your insignificant rebellion.
It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine.
Luke? Luke's crazy! He can't even take care of himself, much less rescue anybody. A Jedi Knight? I'm out of it for a little while, and everyone gets delusions of grandieur.
Oh, R2, why do you have to be so frail?
Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Strong am I with the Force, but not that strong. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall. That is the way of things.
He's more machine now than man; twisted and evil.
Anakin was a good friend. When I first knew him, your father was already a great pilot, but I was amazed how strongly the Force was with him. I took it upon myself to train him as a Jedi. I thought that I could instruct him just as well as Yoda. I was wrong.
The emperor is not as forgiving as I am.
Luke Skywalker has returned to his home planet of Tatooine in an attempt to rescue his friend Han Solo from the clutches of the vile gangster Jabba the Hutt.
Little does Luke know that the GALACTIC EMPIRE has secretly begun construction on a new armored space station even more powerful than the first dreaded Death Star.
When completed, this ultimate weapon will spell certain doom for the small band of rebels struggling to restore freedom to the galaxy....

Quotes about Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi

The once invincible Empire had begun to fracture. The small Rebellion had become bold. And with the decisive victory at the Battle of Endor the Emperor's reign of terror came to an end.
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If you define yourself by the power to take life, the desire to dominate, to possess... then you have nothing.
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Your need for victory, Anakin, it blinds you. You're a great warrior but your need to prove yourself is your undoing. Until you overcome it, a Padawan you will still be.
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The fight is done. We lost. Stay hidden!
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Obi-Wan: "You're right on time."
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Obi-Wan: "That's what I meant."
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Obi-Wan: "Your anger and lust for power have already done that."
Obi-Wan: "You were the chosen one. It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force... not leave it in darkness!"
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In the event that I do not return I want you to know that you have been a real friend, R2.
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The Force is strong with you. A powerful Sith you will become. Henceforth you shall be known as Darth Vader.
All who gain power are afraid to lose it.
The Jedi Council want control of the Republic. They're planning to betray me.
Soon I will have a new apprentice - one far younger and more powerful.
End the Jedi and become what your grandfather Vader could not. You will rule all the galaxy as the new Emperor.
Kylo: "What could you give me?"
Palpatine: "Everything. A new Empire."
As once I fell so falls the last Skywalker.
We have a new enemy, the young rebel who destroyed the Death Star. I have no doubt this boy is the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.
I wonder if your thoughts are clear on this, Lord Vader. Perhaps your feelings for your old master have left you weakened. If your past cannot be overcome...
I never wanted you dead. I wanted you here... Empress Palpatine. You will take the throne. It is your birthright to rule here. It is in your blood. Our blood.
Deception begins with bureaucracy.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Every single Jedi, including your friend Obi-Wan, is now an enemy of the Republic. Do what must be done. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy.
Once more, the Sith will rule the galaxy! And... we shall have peace.
Palpatine: "My mentor taught me everything about the Force. Even the nature of the dark side."
Anakin: "You know the dark side?"
Palpatine: "If one is to understand the great mystery, one must study all its aspects, not just the dogmatic narrow view of the Jedi."
The might of the Final Order will soon be ready.
If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
6
Obi-Wan: "What took you so long?"
Anakin: "Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked... with an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities."
Obi-Wan: "If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman."
Anakin: "I thought I already did."
Obi-Wan: "Only in your mind, my very young apprentice."
7
Anakin: "When I got to them, we got into aggressive negotiations."
Padmé: "Aggressive negotiations? What's that?"
Anakin: "Well, negotiations with a lightsaber."
2
Sometimes we have to let go of our pride and do what is requested of us.
2
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.
2
I will be the most powerful Jedi ever! I promise you. I will even learn to stop people from dying.
1
Padmé: "We'd be living a lie, one we couldn't keep even if we wanted to. I couldn't do that. Could you?"
Anakin: "No. You're right. It would destroy us."
1
Attachment is forbidden. Possession is forbidden. Compassion, which I would define as unconditional love, is central to a Jedi's life. So you might say that we are encouraged to love.
1
Padmé: "Ani? My goodness, you've grown."
Anakin: "So have you. Grown more beautiful, I mean."
1
Anakin: "I'm here to finish your training."
Ahsoka: "It's a little late for that."
Anakin: "One is never too old to learn, Snips."
Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Ahsoka - Season 1 Episode 5
In this war, you will face more than just droids. As your Master, it's my responsibility to prepare you. I won't always be there to look out for you. Don't be afraid. Trust your instincts. I know you can do this, Ahsoka.
The best way I can protect you is to teach you how to protect yourself.
I have brought peace to the Republic. I am more powerful than the chancellor. I can overthrow him. And together, you and I can rule the galaxy!
The seperatists have gathered on the Mustafar system. I'm going there to end the war. Wait for me until I return. Things will be different. I promise.
I'm not the Jedi I should be. I want more. And I know I shouldn't.
How can you do this? This is outrageous. It's unfair. How can you be on the council and not be a master?
Palpatine: "Leave him, or we'll never make it."
Anakin: "His fate will be the same as ours."
Bring back the balance, Rey, as I did.
Mercy doesn't defeat an enemy, Master.
Captain Tarkin: "It's when things do not go as planned that concerns me. What then?"
Anakin Skywalker: "It's when things don't go as planned that we Jedi are at our best. Trust me."
Captain Tarkin: "I reserve my trust for those who take action, General Skywalker."
Anakin Skywalker: "Then let me remind you... we rescued you back there and I reserve my trust for those who understand gratitude, Captain Tarkin."
Anakin Skywalker: "You're not kidding, little buddy. I don't like the feel of this place either."
Mace Windu: "Your astromech is programmed to feel?"
Anakin Skywalker: "R2 is kind of a special case. He's got a lot of personality, that's all."
Padmé: "You really don't like politicians, do you?"
Anakin: "I like two or three, but I'm not really sure about one of them."
Anakin: "With any luck, this will be over soon."
Ahsoka: "Master Kenobi always said there's no such thing as luck."
Anakin: "Good thing I taught you otherwise."
You're reckless, little one. You never would have made it as Obi-Wan's Padawan. But you might make it as mine.
Life seems so much simpler when you're fixing things.
Obi-Wan: "Can you fly a cruiser like this?"
Anakin: "You mean, do I know how to land what's left of this thing?"
Mom, you say the biggest problem in this universe is nobody helps each other.
Padmé: "You're a slave?"
Anakin: "I'm a person, and my name is Anakin."
Go back? Qui-Gon told me to stay in this cockpit, so that's what I'm gonna do.
You're exactly the way I remember you in my dreams.
From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again, I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you - I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating, hoping that that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me. What can I do? I will do anything that you ask. If you are suffering as much as I am, please, tell me.
If we keep this chase going on longer, that creep is gonna end up deep-fried.
Obi-Wan: "You seem a little on edge."
Anakin: "Not at all."
Obi-Wan: "I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into that nest of gundarks."
Anakin: "You fell into that nightmare, Master, and I rescued you, remember?"
Padmé: "I'm not going to die in childbirth, Anakin. I promise you."
Anakin: "No, I promise you."
The fighting will continue until General Grievous is spare parts.
Anakin: "You are so... beautiful."
Padmé: "It's only because I'm so in love."
Anakin: "No, it's because I'm so in love with you."
Hope is like the sun. If you only believe in it when you can see it, you'll never make it through the night.
5
Captain Antilles: "Your Highness, the transmission we received. What is it they've sent us?"
Leia Organa: "Hope."
1
We are Alderaan. We answer rage with wisdom. We answer fear with imagination. We answer war with hope. If one life with a single drop of Alderaanian blood survives, Alderaan survives.
Leia Organa in Star Wars Books - Princess Leia
1
Niano: "You thank your droids?"
Leia: "It's good manners."
Niano: "You don't need manners when you're talking to a lower life form."
Leia: "Then I guess I don't need manners when I'm talking to you."
Leia Organa in Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi - Season 1 Episode 1
1
People like you are the reason hope can prevail. Hope is the reason we're going to win.
Leia Organa in Star Wars Games - Battlefront II
1
Will somebody get this big walking carpet out of my way?
Rey: "How do we build a Rebellion from this?"
Leia: "We have everything we need."
Han: "Some things never change."
Leia: "True. You still drive me crazy."
There are things you cannot solve by jumping in an X-Wing and blowing something up!
Han: "Lando Calrissian. He's a cardplayer, gambler, scoundrel. You'd like him."
Leia: "Thanks."
Han: "Well, your Worship, looks like you managed to keep me around for a little while longer."
Leia: "I had nothing to do with it. General Rieekan things it's dangerous for any ships to leave the system until we've activated the energy field."
Han: "That's a good story. I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your sight."
Leia: "I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain."
The mourning is endless: my father, my mother, my friends, my city, my world. Every time I fail, I fail them. And no victory is great enough to bring them back.
Leia Organa in Star Wars Books - Star Wars: The Rebel Files
He taught me so much about politics, leadership, and war, but above all he taught me that no price is too great to pay for our ideals. Bail Organa was willing to die if that meant the Empire would fall.
Let us take a moment to honor the lost souls of Alderaan. To honor Viceroy Bail Organa and Queen Breha Organa. May they forever be remembered.
Leia Organa in Star Wars Books - Princess Leia
I would rather be a monster that believes in something, that would sacrifice everything to make the galaxy better, than be someone who sits on the sidelines and watches as if it has no consequences to them.
Leia Organa in Star Wars Books - Star Wars Annual (2015)
Ezra: "But you're a Princess; you don't have to risk your life doing this!"
Leia: "I feel like because I can fight, I have to, for those who cannot. And I think you might be the same way."
Leia Organa in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 2 Episode 12
Leia: "You think the less you say, the less you give away. But, really, it's the opposite."
Obi-Wan: "How old are you?"
Leia: "Ten."
Obi-Wan: "You don't sound like you're ten."
Leia: "Thank you."
Leia Organa in Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi - Season 1 Episode 2
Obi-Wan: "Now, if anyone asks, we're farmers from Tawl and you're my daughter."
Leia: "Granddaughter, maybe."
Obi-Wan: "What?"
Leia: "Nothing."
Leia Organa in Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi - Season 1 Episode 2
Breha: "You owe him an apology."
Leia: "I'd rather be digested by a jakobeast."
Leia Organa in Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi - Season 1 Episode 1
The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.
And here I thought one Solo was bad. Now I get to listen to two of them. Lucky me.
Leia Organa in Star Wars Books - Star Wars Annual (2015)
If money is all that you love, then that's what you'll receive.
No matter how much we fought, I always hated watching you leave.
Poe Dameron: "Permission to hop in an X-Wing and blow something up?"
Leia Organa: "Permission granted."
Do me a personal favor? Be optimistic!
Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi! You're my only hope.
Governor Tarkin, I should've expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
Han: "If Luke couldn't reach him, how could I?"
Leia: "Luke is a Jedi. You're his father. There is still light in him, I know it."
Leia: "Don't do that!"
Han: "Do what?"
Leia: "Anything."
Rey: "I'm just not feeling myself. I know it looks like I'm making excuses."
Leia: "Don't tell me what things look like. Tell me what they are."
Senator: "If you're doing nothing wrong, what is there to fear?"
Mon Mothma: "I'm fearing your definition of wrong."
I've learned from Palpatine. I show you the stone in my hand, you miss the knife at your throat.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars: Andor - Season 1 Episode 7
Our first responsibility is to the citizens who have sent us here. Our second vow is to protect the power and independence of this remarkable chamber. I stand here today to speak with senators who've come with open minds, those of you who still believe that when we enter this building we are in a temple.
One forgets to savor the familiar.
I believe, and believe strongly, that the Republic needs Jedi that get their hands dirty, that are part of the Republic's daily life. Jedi that live in ivory towers might be more dangerous than no Jedi at all.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars Books - Ambush at Corellia
As long as everyone thinks I'm an irritation, there's a good chance they'll miss what I'm really doing.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars: Andor - Season 1 Episode 7
Holding a planet doesn't just introduce the possibility that you will lose it. It begins the countdown.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars Books - The Essential Atlas
Appearances and perceptions are important to the New Republic. And properly so. The Empire rules by force and threat; we rule instead by inspiration and leadership. We cannot be perceived to be cowering here in fear of our lives.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars Books - The Last Command
It's a lie. The Mon Mothma people think they know, it's a lie. It's a projection. It's a front.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars: Andor - Season 1 Episode 7
I'm a polite, sometimes-indecisive Senator who spends her days fighting and failing to protect Separatist do-gooders and battle Empire overreach.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars: Andor - Season 1 Episode 7
They're everywhere. There's a new spy every day at the Senate.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars: Andor - Season 1 Episode 4
No one's more at risk than I am. I'd be the first one to fall.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars: Andor - Season 1 Episode 4
This is how the Old Republic died. This is how the Empire was born. Look with me for a moment at what I call the Empire's Great Lie. "Emperor" Palpatine has continued the pretense that he would end social injustice and corruption. On the surface, his policies may seem to be aimed at righting the wrongs imposed by the waning Republic. But his true goal has always been the subjugation of the thousand thousand worlds and the enslavement of all galactic citizens. He rules by fear rather than by consent. He states that all beings are equal citizens while he carries out secret missions designed to destroy whole races.
Mon Mothma in Star Wars Books - The Farlander Papers
Iden: "You really trust us to fight beside you?"
Lando: "What can I say? I'm a big believer in second chances."
Lando Calrissian in Star Wars Games - Battlefront II
1
Kyle: "You always did plan for the worst."
Lando: "Ever since that run-in with Vader..."
Lando Calrissian in Star Wars Games - Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
That ship saved my life quite a few times. She's the fastest hunk of junk in the galaxy.
Finn: "How'd you find us?"
Lando: "Wookies stand out in a crowd."
Poe: "I'm not ready."
Lando: "Neither were we. Luke, Han, Leia, me. Who's ever ready?"
Poe: "How'd you do it? Defeat an empire with almost nothing?"
Lando: "We had each other. That's how we won."
Han: "Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler."
Lando: "You've got a lot of guts coming here after what you pulled."
I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of here forever.
Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute.
Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo.
While the congress of the Republic endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor has secretly dispatched two Jedi Knights, the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy, to settle the conflict....
There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain peace and order in the galaxy. Senator Amidala, the former Queen of Naboo, is returning to the Galactic Senate to vote on the critical issue of creating an ARMY OF THE REPUBLIC to assist the overwhelmed Jedi....
War! The Republic is crumbling under attacks by the ruthless Sith Lord, Count Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. Evil is everywhere. In a stunning move, the fiendish droid leader, General Grievous, has swept into the Republic capital and kidnapped Chancellor Palpatine, leader of the Galactic Senate. As the Separatist Droid Army attempts to flee the besieged capital with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights lead a desperate mission to rescue the captive Chancellor....
It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy….
It is a dark time for the Rebellion. Although the Death Star has been destroyed, Imperial troops have driven the Rebel forces from their hidden base and pursued them across the galaxy.
Evading the dreaded Imperial Starfleet, a group of freedom fighters led by Luke Skywalker has established a new secret base on the remote ice world of Hoth.
The evil lord Darth Vader, obsessed with finding young Skywalker, has dispatched thousands of remote probes into the far reaches of space….
The EVIL GALACTIC EMPIRE has failed and a NEW REPUBLIC has risen to take its place. However, sinister agents are already at work to undermine the fragile peace.
A plot is underway to find the lost IMPERIAL GRAND ADMIRAL THRAWN and bring him out of exile. Once presumed dead, rumors are spreading on Thrawn's return which would galvanize the IMPERIAL REMNANTS and start another war.
Former Jedi Knight AHSOKA TANO captured one of Thrawn's allies and learned of a secret map which is vital to the enemy's plan. Ahsoka now searches for the map as her prisoner, MORGAN ELSBETH, is transported to the New Republic for trial....
Opening Crawls in Star Wars: Ahsoka - Season 1 Episode 1
Luke Skywalker has vanished. In his absence, the sinister FIRST ORDER has risen from the ashes of the Empire and will not rest until Skywalker, the last Jedi, has been destroyed.
With the support of the REPUBLIC, General Leia Organa leads a brave RESISTANCE. She is desperate to find her brother Luke and gain his help in restoring peace and justice to the galaxy.
Leia has sent her most daring pilot on a secret mission to Jakku, where an old ally has discovered a clue to Luke’s whereabouts....
The FIRST ORDER reigns. Having decimated the peaceful Republic, Supreme Leader Snoke now deploys his merciless legions to seize military control of the galaxy.
Only General Leia Organa's band of RESISTANCE fighters stand against the rising tyranny, certain that Jedi Master Luke Skywalker will return and restore a spark of hope to the fight.
But the Resistance has been exposed. As the First Order speeds toward the rebel base, the brave heroes mount a desperate escape....
The dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE.
GENERAL LEIA ORGANA dispatches secret agents to gather intelligence, while REY, the last hope of the Jedi, trains for battle against the diabolical FIRST ORDER.
Meanwhile, Supreme Leader KYLO REN rages in search of the phantom Emperor, determined to destroy any threat to his power....
Typical. Always a plan, never a good one.
Sabine Wren in Star Wars: Ahsoka - Season 1 Episode 6
Sabine: "Don't you ever get tired of moving from one place to another?"
Ahsoka: "I go where I'm needed."
Sabine: "Not always."
Sabine Wren in Star Wars: Ahsoka - Season 1 Episode 1
Porter: "Look, Commander, I have my orders. I'm gonna need you to pull over."
Sabine: "Well, here's a new order. Get lost!"
Sabine Wren in Star Wars: Ahsoka - Season 1 Episode 1
I used to think that Ezra was counting on me to protect Lothal, the planet and the people he cared for so much. But one day, I realized there was more to it. There was something else I was meant to do. Ezra's out there somewhere, and it's time to bring him home.
Sabine Wren in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 4 Episode 15
That might be the Mandalorian way. But it's not my way. Not anymore.
My friends make the impossible possible.
Well, I have a plan. The Empire's gonna have a parade? Good. I'm gonna go add some fireworks to their celebration.
We're not exactly anything. We're a crew. A team. In some ways, a family.
Pretty gutsy move kid. If the big guy catches you, he'll end you.
Never get between a Mandalorian and a weapons package.
After the war, Zeb took Kallus along the secret hyperspace path to the planet Lira San. It was then that Kallus realized he hadn't destroyed the Lasat people, and that they were thriving on this new world. A world where he was welcomed as one of them.
Sabine Wren in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 4 Episode 16
I am proficient with many types of blades, and blasters, and explosives, but that is a lightsaber.
Hera: "We are making a difference, Sabine. And I promise we won't always be fighting this battle alone. Do you think you can trust me?"
Sabine: "I think I can try."
As for me, I used to think that Ezra was counting on me to protect Lothal, the planet and the people he cared for so much. But one day, I realized there was more to it. There was something else I was meant to do. Ezra's out there somewhere, and it's time to bring him home.
The war left its scars on all of us.
Captain Rex in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 2 Episode 3
1
Thrawn: "You have the heart of a rebel."
Kallus: "I'll take that as a compliment."
Alexsandr Kallus in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 3 Episode 21
The day I betrayed your Empire, Governor, was the day I finally stopped betraying myself.
Alexsandr Kallus in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 4 Episode 15
If you won't talk, then my troopers will become a firing squad.
Alexsandr Kallus in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 1 Episode 12
It could signify the spark of rebellion. Next time they make a move we'll be waiting for them to snuff out that spark before it catches fire.
Alexsandr Kallus in Star Wars: Rebels - Spark of Rebellion
Zeb: "Only the Honor Guard of Lasan may carry a bo-rifle."
Kallus: "I know! I removed it from a guardsman myself!"
Alexsandr Kallus in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 1 Episode 3
There's just something about the feeling of their helmets on my fists.
Zeb Orrelios in Star Wars: Rebels - Spark of Rebellion
Zeb: "This is good. When things get strange like this, it's a good thing."
Ryder: "How have you people stayed alive so long?"
Ryder Azadi in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 4 Episode 5
Zare Leonis: "Sir, your podracer parts have been delivered. If you'll just sign off here, I'll bring them up."
Kallus: "Obviously there's been a mistake. What would I want with podracer parts?"
Alexsandr Kallus in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 1 Episode 6
In my experience, when it comes to Jedi, the worse the plan, the better the result.
Captain Rex in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 4 Episode 15
There's always a bit of truth in legends.
Ahsoka Tano in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 2 Episode 21
Stand up together, because that's when we're strongest - as one.
Ezra Bridger in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 1 Episode 13
Ahsoka: "He taught almost all of the younglings in the temple at one point or another."
Ezra: "Kanan described him to me. Small, green, and wrinkly with pointy ears. But he didn't know what he was really like."
Ahsoka: "I'm not sure anyone did. He was wise, kind, but when I was young, he seemed happier. As the Clone War dragged on, he carried a great burden."
Ahsoka Tano in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 2 Episode 18
Ezra: "Be careful!"
Kanan: "Don't worry. I wouldn't do anything you would do."
Kanan Jarrus in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 2 Episode 18
The last time I saw Anakin, he was rushing off to save the Chancellor. Then everything changed.
Ahsoka Tano in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 2 Episode 18
You were right. I was a coward. But now I know there's something stronger than fear, far stronger. The Force. Let me show you how strong it is.
Kanan Jarrus in Star Wars: Rebels - Season 1 Episode 15
Lies are comforting. Truth is painful.
Truth never wins, but its enemies cease to exist.
Plato is my friend; Aristotle is my friend, but my greatest friend is truth.
Which is worse: A lie that draws a smile or a truth that draws a tear?
Bryan Bedford in Miracle on 34th Street
The ugliest truth, in the end, was still better than the prettiest of lies.
Guzmán: "Because she supports me. Unconditionally."
Nadia: "That isn't love, it's devotion, like you would have for a God. People who love you tell you the truth."
Nadia Shana in Élite - Season 2 Episode 1
Nothing in this world is harder than speaking the truth, nothing easier than flattery.
The fact that a great many people believe something is no guarantee of its truth.
There aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic. We're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
1
As a Jedi, we were trained to be keepers of the peace, not soldiers. But all I've been since I was a Padawan is a soldier.
Ahsoka Tano in Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Season 7 Episode 11
1
The key to hunting Jedi is patience. Jedi cannot help what they are. Their compassion leaves a trail. The Jedi code is like an itch.
1
The Jedi are trained to let go. They're trained from birth. They're not supposed to form attachments. They can love people – in fact, they should love everybody. They should love their enemies; they should love the Sith. But they can't form attachments. So what all these movies are about is: greed. Greed is a source of pain and suffering for everybody.
Qui-Gon hasn't given up on the fact that Jedi are supposed to care and love and that that's not a bad thing. The rest of the Jedi are so detached and they've become so political that they've really lost their way and Yoda starts to see that in the second film.
Captain Hayle: "It's quite a surprise meeting Jedi out here."
Baylan Skoll: "Our existence remains a mystery to most, Captain Hayle."
Baylan Skoll in Star Wars: Ahsoka - Season 1 Episode 1
Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself.
HK-47 in Star Wars Games - Knights of the Old Republic
The Jedi, they were almost... like gods.
Juhani in Star Wars Games - Knights of the Old Republic
They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
John Oliver in Last Week Tonight - Boeing
Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.
Kevin Ball in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12
Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"
Frank Gallagher in Shameless - Season 3 Episode 12

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