Quote by Stan Marsh (Season 2 Episode 8)

A summer without fireworks sucks ass.

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 2 Episode 8

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Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 15 Episode 1

Apple

Cartman: "I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking."
Stan: "Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Wh*re magazine."

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Pippi Longstocking

Teacher: "You think art is not important?"
Stan: "Well, art is just kinda for gaywads."
Butters: "I love our class!"
Stan: "See?!"

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 7 Episode 2

Kyle: "It's Mr. Hanky! I think he's in some kind of trouble."
Stan: "Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?"

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 2 Episode 9

Stan: "We're not getting on, you ugly b*tch!"
Ms. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I said, we're not getting on, you ugly b*tch!"
Ms. Crabtree: "Oh, all right then."
Kyle: "Woah, dude.'"
Stan: "I always wondered if that would work."

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 1 Episode 13

Stan: "We always run late, you sk*nk."
Ms. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I can't wait to own a fishing tank."

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 1 Episode 7

Stan: "That fat b*tch won't let us."
Ms. Crabtee: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I said that rabbits eat lettuce."

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 1 Episode 1

Stan: "Whatever, you fat b*tch."
Ms. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I said, I have a bad itch."

Stan Marsh in South Park - Season 1 Episode 1

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.

Trey Parker

Colorado

You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll stars. But the truth is we're just wholesome middle-American guys. We enjoy soda pop, baseball and beating up old people just as much as anybody.

Trey Parker

South Park

My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home evening,' and I was like, 'Why aren't you people ignoring each other and watching television?'

Trey Parker

Television

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Trey Parker

Farewell & Goodbye

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 7 Episode 14

Life Breakup Grief & Condolence

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 15 Episode 2

A bl*wjob isn't with your mouth, it's with your heart. Now get on your knees and put that heart to work.

Randy Marsh in South Park - Season 15 Episode 11

Mouth

All I think about is all the problems our generation is inheriting. Climate change, over fishing, Kyle... I mean, how are we supposed to get happy about anything?

Eric Cartman in South Park - Season 23 Episode 1

Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny... and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of real?

Kyle Broflovski in South Park - Season 11 Episode 12

Luke Skywalker Superman Bugs Bunny Imagination Santa Claus

Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."

Chef in South Park - Season 6 Episode 2

Fat People

I'm not gonna be confused anymore just because you say I should be! My name is Butters, I'm eight years old, I'm blood type O, and I'm bi-curious! And even that's okay! Because if I'm bi-curious, and I'm somehow made from God, then I think your God must be a little bi-curious himself!

Butters Stotch in South Park - Season 11 Episode 2

I'm not high! I haven't been high since Wednesday. Oh, oh it is Wednesday?

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Mr Garrison: "What is 5x2? Come on, children. Don't be shy, just give it your best shot. Yes, Clyde?"
Clyde: "12?"
Mr Garrison: "Okay, now let's try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard."

Mr. Garrison in South Park

I've learned something today. You can't win all the time. If you don't win, you can't hold it against the person who did. Because that's the only way you ever really lose.

Wendy Testaburger in South Park - Season 1 Episode 2

Randy: "Can't you see that if we fall to New Jersey, California is next?"
Schwarzenegger: "No, because Utah is between Colorado and California."
Randy: "Fine. Well, when Utah gets taken over by New Jersey, then who's next?"
Schwarzenegger: "Nevada."
Randy: "Oh really? Okay Mr. 'I'm Awesome at Geography'!"

Randy Marsh in South Park - Season 14 Episode 9

Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.

Uncle Jimbo in South Park - Season 2 Episode 8

Mexico

Officer Barbrady: "Well just as soon as I handle all the other crime in South Park, I'm gonna go with you to the planetarium, so I can prove that nothing's wrong."
Stan: "What other crime in South Park?"
Officer Barbrady: "Oh yeah... let's go."

Officer Barbrady in South Park - Season 2 Episode 11

Officer Barbrady, let's pretend for one second that we had a competent law enforcement officer in this town. What would he do?

Mayor McDaniels in South Park - Season 2 Episode 2

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

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New York Jets

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