Gerald Broflovski: "Well that does it, I'm going to the police!"
Stan: "For what?"
Gerald Broflovski: "To find out where Apple is keeping my son."
Stan: "Dude, when the police want to know where somebody is, they ask Apple!"
Cartman: "I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking."
Stan: "Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine."
Teacher: "You think art is not important?"
Stan: "Well, art is just kinda for gaywads."
Butters: "I love our class!"
Stan: "See?!"
Kyle: "It's Mr. Hanky! I think he's in some kind of trouble."
Stan: "Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?"
A summer without fireworks sucks ass.
Stan Marsh in South Park, Season 2 Episode 8Stan: "We're not getting on, you ugly bitch!"
Ms. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I said, we're not getting on, you ugly bitch!"
Ms. Crabtree: "Oh, all right then."
Kyle: "Woah, dude.'"
Stan: "I always wondered if that would work."
Stan: "We always run late, you skank."
Ms. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I can't wait to own a fishing tank."
Stan: "That fat bitch won't let us."
Ms. Crabtee: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I said that rabbits eat lettuce."
Stan: "Whatever, you fat bitch."
Ms. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I said, I have a bad itch."
