Quotes and Sayings about Stalkers

Quotes and Sayings about Stalkers

"So, what do you do in your time off?"
"I like stalking."
"Oh, really? I like to go swimming."
"I know."
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?
I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life, and she never came back. People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.

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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.
It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 1
"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.
In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 13
Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.
Samantha Jones in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 10
No one likes boys! Even girls who like boys can't stand boys!
Soman Chainani in The School for Good and Evil - A World Without Princes
Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.
Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia - Season 1 Episode 1
Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.
Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives - Season 8 Episode 1
Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 1 Episode 3
Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you're in.
Women are surprised when they find a guy who can make them come and straight dudes are surprised when they find a girl who can make them feel genuine feelings in their heart.
Dating Apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I'd contact tech support.
There's lots of good fish in the sea... maybe... but the vast masses seem to be mackerel or herring, and if you're not mackerel or herring yourself, you are likely to find very few good fish in the sea.
Jim: "Here's an easy one, okay: 'Attractive single white female, fun-loving, youthful mind seeks outgoing companion.' Attractive: ugly."
Oz: "Fun-loving: insane."
Kevin: "Unlisted age plus 'youthful mind' equals 'Old'."
Jim: "No, 'charming' is old. 'Older' is really old. 'Youthful mind' is dead."
Jim Levenstein in American Pie - 1
Being single's an attitude. The minute you are desperate for a relationship, never gonna find one.
Billy Burns in Uncoupled - Season 1 Episode 1
I don't know if you guys have tried to get a 20-something dude from a dating app to wear a condom lately. But it's sort of like trying to convince a 5-year-old to put a jacket on over his Halloween costume. "Noo! You're gonna ruin it! You can't even see it!"
I was difficult. An emotionally challenging puzzle he wasn't up for solving. Which was fine. I wasn't in the mood to be solved.
Come on, you urgently need a self-esteem boost. And someone to remove the cobwebs in your head and your lady parts.
Dark Desire - Season 1 Episode 1
Stay single as long as you can - you'll be married the rest of your life.
We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man
We live in such a disconnected and distracted world. Your value is often judged solely by the photo in your dating app.
Vanessa Lachey in Love Is Blind - Season 1 Episode 1
What does a woman want? More.
What you really want is someone you can hang around with on a Sunday afternoon and watch a TV show with, and do nothing, and feel like it's the most fun ever.
I'd start seeing a guy, felt like I was rolling a dice. I was getting threes. Maybe a four if I was lucky. We deserve a six, right?
Rebecca Webb in The One - Season 1 Episode 1
All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.
Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.
Betty McLeish: "So tell me, have you done this a lot? Met people on the computer service? Don't you find it's always the same?"
Roy Courtnay: "You mean the anticipation, followed by the letdown?"
Roy Courtnay in The Good Liar
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.
Julie: "No man has seen you naked in years. Except your doctor."
Susan: "And he retired. I try not to take that personally."
Susan Mayer in Desperate Housewives - Season 1 Episode 8
If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.
Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 3
People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates, hoping to hit the jackpot. But, mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble?
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 5 Episode 3
Lily: "Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed: Rule number one..."
Barney: "Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude!"
Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 6 Episode 11
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex.
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?
I threw my 20th birthday party at Brown, and I didn't even have to say to anyone not to put pictures on Facebook. Not a single picture went up. That was when I knew I’d found a solid group of friends, and I felt like I belonged.
You can make something big when young that will carry you through life. Look at all the big startups like Microsoft, Apple, Google, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They were all started by very young people who stumbled on something of unseen value. You'll know it when you hit a home run.
This morning, there are more than one billion people using Facebook actively each month. If you’re reading this: thank you for giving me and my little team the honor of serving you.
Mark Zuckerberg - via Facebook (04.10.2012)
Chefkoch: "Well, if you want him to get really fat as fast as possible, one of you will have to marry him."
Stan: "Marry him?"
Chefkoch: "It definitely worked for every woman i ever met."
Chef in South Park - Season 6 Episode 2
If you're worried about people seeing your ass, do what all the other girls do and tie a sweater around your waist.
Perry Cox in Scrubs - Season 2 Episode 5
"Dawn Schweitzer is a fat virgin."
"Still half true."
I mean it's a weird story, Twilight. I guess the books, they are very romantic, but at the same time, it's not like The Notebook romantic.
I'd prohibit boring people. In my opinion, there is nothing worse. The people who were boring should be in prison and be forced to learn to be creative with the other prisoners.
In acting you can pretend to be someone else and I like that.

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