"So, what do you do in your time off?"
"I like stalking."
"Oh, really? I like to go swimming."
Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?Facebook, Fat PeopleBill Maher
I had a stalker while filming a movie in Spain last year. She stood outside of my apartment every day for weeks — all day every day. I was so bored and lonely that I went out and had dinner with her. I just complained about everything in my life, and she never came back. People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.Robert Pattinson