The best Quotes by Stacy "Woodsy" Woods

Unsupervised parties equals alcohol. Alcohol equals poor choices.

Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

"Wristy"? "Doughy"? Think I can work out "Tongue punch in the fart box."

Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

I am a woke woman. I enjoy sex as much as the next person. But reputation is everything. And this map has jeopardized your reputations and the reputation of our school.

Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

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Dusty spoke to me. So we're pretty much dating.

Amerie Wadia in Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

Quinni: "You can look at them for me... my flaps."
Darren: "Deeply, no."
Quinni: "Okay, but what if they are huge?"
Darren: "Who cares? More room to put things in it."

Darren Rivers in Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

Just remember, high school, it mostly sucks. But it's one time in your life. You're gonna be okay.

Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

High School

Who knows what that incel was thinking? Straight men are a mystery to me.

Darren Rivers in Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

You know, it really sh-ts me when people can't own up to their own actions.

Sasha So in Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

I met Harper when I was five. We've been best friends ever since. Nobody could come between us. We've always been each other's ride or dies. We were super into romance because we didn't have any in our own lives.

Amerie Wadia in Heartbreak High - Season 1 Episode 1

We don't hate you. You just need to strut out there and own your shit.

Heartbreak High - Season 1

"My best friend dumped me!"
"I'm a reject!"
"I have a lazy kebab v-gina!"

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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Alcohol Wine

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Bob Marley

Alcohol Drugs Marijuana & Weed

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Alcohol Funny Quotes

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

Toby Keith

Parties

There is more to life than parties. There are also afterparties.

Parties Raves

We live for the nights that no one remembers, with the people we will never forget.

Parties Raves

The secret to a good party isn't who gets invited, it's who doesn't.

Mia in The A List - Season 1 Episode 1

Parties

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

One downside of our big brains is we're the only creatures who are aware that death is inevitable. Although, if you lined ten dogs in a row and shot them one by one, the dog on the end would probably get the gist by about dog four.

Philomena Cunk in Cunk On Life - Episode 1

Brain

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