The best Quotes by Stacy "Woodsy" Woods

Unsupervised parties equals alcohol. Alcohol equals poor choices.

"Wristy"? "Doughy"? Think I can work out "Tongue punch in the fart box."

I am a woke woman. I enjoy sex as much as the next person. But reputation is everything. And this map has jeopardized your reputations and the reputation of our school.

Dusty spoke to me. So we're pretty much dating.

Quinni: "You can look at them for me... my flaps."
Darren: "Deeply, no."
Quinni: "Okay, but what if they are huge?"
Darren: "Who cares? More room to put things in it."

Just remember, high school, it mostly sucks. But it's one time in your life. You're gonna be okay.

Who knows what that incel was thinking? Straight men are a mystery to me.

You know, it really sh-ts me when people can't own up to their own actions.

I met Harper when I was five. We've been best friends ever since. Nobody could come between us. We've always been each other's ride or dies. We were super into romance because we didn't have any in our own lives.

We don't hate you. You just need to strut out there and own your shit.

"My best friend dumped me!"
"I'm a reject!"
"I have a lazy kebab v-gina!"

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

There's some nights I can't remember with friends I can't forget.

There is more to life than parties. There are also afterparties.

We live for the nights that no one remembers, with the people we will never forget.

The secret to a good party isn't who gets invited, it's who doesn't.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.