Quotes and Sayings about St. Patrick's Day

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

It is St. Patrick's Day and here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you.

St. Patrick's Day is a celebration filled with folklore, fantasy, food, and fun. From shamrocks and leprechauns to green food and drink, this is a holiday for all ages.

Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!

May the love and protection Saint Patrick can give be yours in abundance as long as you live.

Bless your little Irish heart - and every other Irish part.

May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
And may trouble avoid you wherever you go.

On St. Patrick's Day we celebrate our green heritage. The ancestry of Ireland. It is a day to celebrate what it means to be Irish and of Irish descent.

Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day. Everyone's Irish tonight.

Wishing you a pot o' gold
and all the joy your heart can hold.

May you have all the happiness and luck that life can hold - and at the end of your rainbows ay you find a pot of gold.

Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck.

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.

Wishing you the happiness of a Leprechaun's gold and a day of songs of love that will never grow old.

The World is going to come to an end tonight. Yes think about it. End of the World, Nostradamus, Notre Dame, Fighting Irish, Irish, St. Patrick's Day. This is it Bro. Bro-calypse Now... Bro-Mageddon.

Marshall: "What the hell happened?"
Barney: "I said no questions asked."
Marshall: "Star, clover, horseshoe... Barney, did you swallow real versions of all the Lucky Charms items?"
Barney: "No questions asked! Now come on. Let's hit the bar. I'm buying. I just won 50 bucks from a little Irish guy on a dare."

On St. Patrick's Day, not only green beer is consumed, but people also dance like crazy. Even those who usually have two left feet suddenly seem like professional tap dancers. It is said that this is because of the lucky leprechauns who lend them their dancing skills. So grab a Guinness and let's dance like the Irish!

St. Patrick's Day is a day filled with green joy and Celtic magic. It reminds us that we can all be a little Irish. With songs, dances, and laughter, we celebrate the cultural diversity and heritage of Ireland. No matter where we are, our hearts are green on this special day of luck and unity.

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family.

You're not in America now, you're in Ireland. So have a drink and shut up!

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination.

Ireland is a land of poets and legends, of dreamers and rebels.

Ireland... Europe's Boston.

My favorite food from my homeland is Guinness. My second choice in Guinness. My third choice - would have to be Guinness.

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.

We may have bad weather in Ireland, but the sun shines in the hearts of the people and that keeps us all warm.

Trash talk? Smack talk? This is an American term that makes me laugh. I simply speak the truth. I'm an Irish man.

Put an Englishman into the garden of Eden, and he would find fault with the whole blasted concern;
put a Yankee in, and he would see where he could alter it to advantage;
put an Irishman in, and he would want to boss the thing;
put a Dutchman in, and he would proceed to plant it.

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to Ireland - and that's practically the same thing.

That which I have set out in Latin is not my words but the words of God and of apostles and prophets, who of course have never lied. He who believes shall be saved, but he who does not believe shall be damned. God has spoken.

Before I was humiliated I was like a stone that lies in deep mud, and he who is mighty came and in his compassion raised me up and exalted me very high and placed me on the top of the wall.

The Lord opened the understanding of my unbelieving heart, so that I should recall my sins.

I am Patrick, a sinner, most uncultivated and least of all the faithful and despised in the eyes of many.

No one should ever say that it was my ignorance if I did or showed forth anything however small according to God's good pleasure; but let this be your conclusion and let it so be thought, that - as is the perfect truth - it was the gift of God.

May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future!

Whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary, unless your friends are there to see it.

Barney: "Our wedding is gonna be legendary."
Robin: "No wait for it?"
Barney: "I've got you, I don't have to wait for it anymore."

It's only once you've stopped, that you realize how hard it is to start again. So you force yourself not to want it.

If you're looking for the word that means caring for someone beyond all rationality and wanting them to have everything they want, no matter how much it destroys you, it's love!

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging.

Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.

Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."

Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."

Here's to the nights that turned into mornings,
and the friends that turned into family!

The dogs with the loudest bark are the ones that are most afraid.

I got to work with Jared Leto. Jared's cute. Oh, I'll tell you. Jared will make you doubt about your sexuality.