The best Quotes and Sayings about St. Patrick's Day

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.

It is St. Patrick's Day and here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you.

St. Patrick's Day is a celebration filled with folklore, fantasy, food, and fun. From shamrocks and leprechauns to green food and drink, this is a holiday for all ages.

Here's to good Irish friends - never above you, never below you, always beside you!

May the love and protection Saint Patrick can give be yours in abundance as long as you live.

Bless your little Irish heart - and every other Irish part.

May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow.
And may trouble avoid you wherever you go.

On St. Patrick's Day we celebrate our green heritage. The ancestry of Ireland. It is a day to celebrate what it means to be Irish and of Irish descent.

Yeah, it's St. Paddy's Day. Everyone's Irish tonight.

Wishing you a pot o' gold
and all the joy your heart can hold.

May you have all the happiness and luck that life can hold - and at the end of your rainbows ay you find a pot of gold.

Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck.

Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.

Wishing you the happiness of a Leprechaun's gold and a day of songs of love that will never grow old.

The World is going to come to an end tonight. Yes think about it. End of the World, Nostradamus, Notre Dame, Fighting Irish, Irish, St. Patrick's Day. This is it Bro. Bro-calypse Now... Bro-Mageddon.

Marshall: "What the hell happened?"
Barney: "I said no questions asked."
Marshall: "Star, clover, horseshoe... Barney, did you swallow real versions of all the Lucky Charms items?"
Barney: "No questions asked! Now come on. Let's hit the bar. I'm buying. I just won 50 bucks from a little Irish guy on a dare."