The best Quotes by Squidward Tentacles

The best Quotes by Squidward Tentacles

Squidward Q. Tentacles is a fictional character voiced by actor Rodger Bumpass in the Nickelodeon animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. Squidward was created and designed by marine biologist and animator Stephen Hillenburg.

If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

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Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"
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I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.
Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run
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Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests alone.
Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run
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SpongeBob: "But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill."
Mr. Krabs: "And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun."
SpongeBob: "But it's old and cold and so very full of mold."
Mr. Krabs: "You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand?"
'Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick: "No, this is Patrick."
Knowledge is a paradox. The more one understands, the more one realizes the vastness of his ignorance.
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When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.
Star Wars: The Acolyte - Season 1 Episode 6
We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.
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They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.
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