Quotes and Sayings about Spotify

So cool that we can stream any song on Spotify these days. In the 2000s, downloading a single MP3 took several hours, and you had to be worried about the FBI knocking on your door the whole time.

To everyone sharing their Spotify Wrapped, let me tell you one thing:
No one f*cking cares!

Spotify, the app with the entire history of recorded music that you only use to listen to four songs that you liked in high school.

Today is Spotify-Wrapped-Day. The day that Spotify looks at our music and reminds us that we're all a basic b*tch. Thank God, Tinder doesn't do a year-end wrap-up just to remind you of all the terrible decisions you made on desperate nights.

But we know that talent isn't always what sells and that Spotify bases royalties on streams, not musical quality.

We really do believe that we can improve the world, one song at a time.

Music is changing so quickly, and the landscape of the music industry itself is changing so quickly, that everything new, like Spotify, all feels to me a bit like a grand experiment.

Spotify will dramatically change my industry.

The main reason people want to pay for Spotify is really portability. People are saying, "I want to have my music with me."

There are millions of people who consume music illegally every month. Just getting them into a legal service will make the music industry way bigger than it's ever been before.

Songs are as sad as the listener.

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.

Music is a total constant. That's why we have such a strong visceral connection to it, you know? Because a song can take you back instantly to a moment, or a place, or even a person. No matter what else has changed in your or the world, that one song says the same, just like that moment.

Music is reflection of self

"Ah, music"' he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic beyond all we do here!"

Music expresses that which cannot be said and on which it is impossible to be silent.

Without music, life would be a mistake.

Music is the great uniter. An incredible force. Something that people who differ on everything and anything else can have in common.

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music.

But I believe in music... the way that some people believe in fairy tales.

Why say it when you can sing it?

Give me your love and not your like!

The internet has been a boon and a curse for teenagers.

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

People can say some extraordinary things when they're hiding behind a keyboard.

The Internet is becoming the town square for the global village of tomorrow.

The Internet is like a wave. You either learn to swim with it or you sink.

We are all now connected by the Internet, like neurons in a giant brain.

In terms of the Internet, it's like humanity acquiring a collective nervous system. Whereas previously we were more like a... collection of cells that communicated by diffusion. With the advent of the Internet, it was suddenly like we got a nervous system. It's a hugely impactful thing.

Before you marry a person you should make them use a computer with slow internet, to see who they really are.

Don't point fingers on the internet, because the internet will finger you right back.

Now there's no question China has been trying to crack down on the Internet. Good luck! That's sort of like trying to nail jello to the wall.

I'm not an inventor. I just want to make things better.

Put your consumers in focus, and listen to what they're actually saying, not what they tell you.

You don't need to show up like a SWAT Team to rescue a Barbie from a little girl. If anything, you should be rescuing the little girl from the Barbie. Should be getting there like, "little girl, watch out! That Barbie can give you a warped sense of what a woman's body is supposed to be!"

All the teams in the NBA will not be playing basketball on Election Day. And the Knicks were like, "Oh, no problem we don't play basketball every day, that's just what we do."

The NBA has announced that they will not be playing any games on election day and instead will encourage their fans to go and vote. I will say though, not to sound cynical but, if the Timberwolves game is what was keeping you from voting maybe... yeah.

Regardless of our differences, this was still New York. A melting pot crammed onto an island, then pushed into a subway car with a rat eating pizza. You're not left or right. You're a New f*cking Yorker and we're in this together.

Klepper: "What does that mean, 'Their DNA is wiped out'?"
Anti-Vax protester: "Like, their immunity is getting wiped out."
Klepper: "Okay, 'cause COVID wiped out 600.000 DNAs."
Anti-Vax protester: "Yes, of course!"

Those in the science, robotics, and business programs, this is your territory. The pencil pushers. No offense.

We like everything better in English here, it sounds more sophisticated.

In The Matrix, 1999 is described as the peak of human civilization and I laughed about that. But then the next 24 years happened now I'm like, "yeah, maybe the machines had a point."

If you wanna spend money to have a shitty night, just go on a Tinder date: "Oh, wow. That's so interesting. I've never met anyone who likes to travel before."

Your stupidity can't match my street smarts. And, yeah, better keep an eye on your phone and wallet. Because there are worse things that can go missing.

'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

You're gonna move the ocean into the desert? That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard, unless they do it while Burning Man is happening. In which case, go for it. Please take a bath, you dirty hippies!

The government was beholden to the NRA, and the NRA's power stemmed from one oft-debated sentence written at a time when guns were muskets and lightning was witchcraft, the Second Amendment.

If you dare as an organization to certify the cancellation of the McRib, I will not accept those results. I'm gonna get a group of people together and we're going to travel and we're going to march down to McDonald's headquarters. We're going to McDonald's the first week of January to start the year off with a bang.