Quotes by SpongeBob SquarePants

Here you'll find the funniest Quotes by SpongeBob SquarePants and his friends from Bikini Bottom and from the movie SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run.

Quotes by SpongeBob SquarePants

I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants, Sponge on the Run
 
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Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests alone.

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants, Sponge on the Run
 
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SpongeBob: 'But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill.'
Mr. Krabs: 'And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun.'
SpongeBob: 'But it's old and cold and so very full of mold.'
Mr. Krabs: 'You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand?'

Mr. Krabs in SpongeBob SquarePants, Episode 56a
 
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If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

Squidward Tentacles in SpongeBob SquarePants
 
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'Is this the Krusty Krab?'
Patrick: 'No, this is Patrick.'

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants, Episode 23a
 
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Patrick: 'Is mayonnaise an instrument?'
Squidward Tentacles: 'No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!'

Patrick Star in SpongeBob SquarePants
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