The best Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

The best Quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

Here you'll find the funniest Quotes by SpongeBob SquarePants and his friends from Bikini Bottom and from the movie SpongeBob SquarePants - Sponge on the Run.

Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"
I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.
Patrick Star - Sponge on the Run
Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests alone.
Patrick Star - Sponge on the Run
SpongeBob: "But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill."
Mr. Krabs: "And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun."
SpongeBob: "But it's old and cold and so very full of mold."
Mr. Krabs: "You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand?"
Mr. Krabs - Episode 56a
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.
'Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick: "No, this is Patrick."
Patrick Star - Episode 23a

Quotes about SpongeBob SquarePants

The winner takes all, it's the thrill of one more kill,
The last one to fall, will never sacrifice their will!
Don't ever look back, on the world closing in,
Be on the attack with your wings on the wind,
Oh, the games will begin!

And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah!
It's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight!
And it's sweet sweet sweet victory, yeah!
And the one who's last to fall, the winner takes all!

You don't win no silver, you only lose the gold.
You push with a fever, for your time keeps tolling on!
Against all the odds, against all your pain,
Your back's on the wall with no one to blame.
Wild hearts won't be tamed.
Band Geeks - Sweet Victory, Album: The Yellow Album

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I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!
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To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!
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You gotta fight... for your right... to Lombaaardi!
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Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"
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