Quotes by SpongeBob SquarePants

Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"

I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

Friends don't let friends go on dangerous quests alone.

SpongeBob: "But, Mr. Krabs, I found that under the grill."
Mr. Krabs: "And tomorrow a customer will find it under his bun."
SpongeBob: "But it's old and cold and so very full of mold."
Mr. Krabs: "You're not to make another patty until that one is sold. Understand?"

If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.

'Is this the Krusty Krab?"
Patrick: "No, this is Patrick."