Quotes by Spike

If I heard one more sound, then I'm gonna skin you alive!

You know, son, now that you're grown up, it's time we have a heart to heart talk about the facts of life. First of all, you're a dog. And there's three things dogs are gonna know how to do.
First: a dog's gonna know how to be man's best friend. That comes in two easy positions: the begging position with the big sad, soulful eyes, and the lyin' at the master's feet position also with the big sad, soulful eyes.
Now the second thing that dog has to know is how to bury bones. Why? I don't know. I can never find them, after I bury them. But that's what dogs is supposed to do.
Third, and most important: all dogs gonna know how to chase cats. Which happens to be my specialty.

Son, now you know why dogs hate cats.

Wait a minute pussycat, ever since I was a pup, I've wanted a little place of my own, and I still want it. But if one more thing happens to my little dream house.... there's going to be murder!

Hey, you! Whatcha doin' with my bone? Yeah, you! Listen, pussycat! If I catch you taking my bone again, there's gonna be trouble! Understand?!

Listen, pussycat, my boy's learning to chase cats and I don't want him to have any trouble, understand? When he starts barking, you start climbing. Is that clear?

Spike: "Well, you're good at a lot of things... just not nest making, ice skating, animal waking, snow clearing."
Twilight Sparkle: "Oh, thanks a lot for making me feel soo much better."
Spike: "That's what I'm here for, sister."