Quotes by Spike Milligan

Terence Alan Milligan KBE, known as Spike Milligan, was a British-Irish comedian, writer, poet, playwright and actor. The son of an Irish father and an English mother, Milligan was born in India where he spent his childhood, relocating to live and work the majority of his life in the United Kingdom.

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I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens.

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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.

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A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.

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All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

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May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the bloody neck, dripping down the spine into the socks where it came out of the lace-holes in the boots.

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