The best Quotes by Spike Milligan

May 8th 1943. Deluge. The rain not only fell mainly on the plain in Spain; it also fell mainly on the back of the bloody neck, dripping down the spine into the socks where it came out of the lace-holes in the boots.

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As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.

Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

Greed Humanity Money

If you lose money you lose much,
If you lose friends you lose more,
If you lose faith you lose all.

Eleanor Roosevelt

Trust Money Friendship

No amount of money ever bought a second of time.

Iron Man in The Avengers - Endgame

Money Time

Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.

Bob Marley

Greed Money Numbers

Making money isn't hard in itself. What's hard is to earn it doing something worth devoting one's life to.

Carlos Ruiz Zafón in The Shadow of the Wind

Money Work

Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 5 Episode 3

Laughing & Smile Money Women

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

Kinky Friedman

Love Money Animals Dogs

I don't know what's better gettin' laid or gettin' paid.

Kanye West

Money Sex

After a time, you may find that having is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting. It is not logical, but it is often true.

Mister Spock in Star Trek - Season 2 Episode 1

Ambition Money Satisfaction

Finance is a gun. Politics is knowing when to pull the trigger.

Don Lucchesi in The Godfather - Teil 3

Money Politics

Money is the McMansion in Sarasota, that starts falling apart after ten years. Power is the old stone building that stands for centuries.

Francis Underwood in House of Cards - Season 1 Episode 2

Money Power

You aren't wealthy until you have something money can't buy.

Garth Brooks (American singer/songwriter)

Money Wealth & Richness

Money isn't real, George. It doesn't matter! It only seems like it does.

Fred Young in Blow

Money

There are people who have money and people who are rich.

Coco Chanel

Money Wealth & Richness

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

George Best

Money Alcohol

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

Andy Warhol

Money Business

There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company from the chairman on down, simply by spending his money somewhere else.

Sam Walton

Money Capitalism Business

Time is more value than money. You can get more money, but you cannot get more time.

Jim Rohn

Money Time

Money is not the only answer, but it makes a difference.

Barack Obama

Money

Money will come and go. We all know that. The most important thing in life will always be the people in this room. Right here, right now.

Dominic Toretto in Fast and Furious - 5

Money Friendship

There's no death for those who don't fear it.

Karl May

Death

Death is so close, always, a breath away, so perhaps it was wise to introduce children to that concept at an early age.

Harlan Coben in Fool Me Once

Death

Have you no hope at all? And do you really live with the thought that when you die, you die, and nothing remains?" "Yes," I said.

Albert Camus in The Outsider

Death

For death is no more than a turning of us over from time to eternity.

William Penn

Death Allerheiligen Volkstrauertag

It's odd, isn't it? People die everyday and the world goes on like nothing happened.

Kyoko Kirigiri in Danganronpa

Death

We figure out what death means when we're born, practically, and we live our whole lives in some kind of weird denial about it.

Lauren DeStefano in Chemical Garden - Sever

Death

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

Isaac Asimov

Death

What happens after you die? Lots of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you.

Louis C. K.

Death

The great tragedy of life is not that men perish, but that they cease to love.

William Somerset Maugham

Love Death

It's not the pace of life I mind. It's the sudden stop at the end.

Calvin in Calvin and Hobbes

Death

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice

Wealth & Richness

Wealth is a nightmare. With each coveted thing we buy, we lose a thing we dream about.

Bungo Stray Dogs

Wealth & Richness

If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it.

John D. Rockefeller

Greed Business Wealth & Richness

No one can earn a million dollars honestly.

William Jennings Bryan

Wealth & Richness

I don't care what anyone says. Being rich is a good thing.

Mark Cuban

Wealth & Richness

If you were born poor, it's not your mistake.
But if you die poor, it's your mistake.

Bill Gates

Wealth & Richness

If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have, that money cannot buy.

Wealth & Richness

You are a wealthy man now. One must learn to be rich. To be poor, anyone can manage

Gustavo Fring in Breaking Bad - Season 3 Episode 11

Wealth & Richness

Fear of death increases in exact proportion to increase in wealth.

Ernest Hemingway

Death Wealth & Richness

Being the richest man in the cemetery doesn't matter to me. Going to bed at night saying we've done something wonderful, that's what matters to me.

Steve Jobs

Wise Sayings Wealth & Richness

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

There are two kinds of big companies in the United States. There are those who've been hacked by the Chinese, and those who don't know they've been hacked by the Chinese.

James Comey

China Hackers

I believe that Americans should be deeply skeptical of government power. You cannot trust people in power. The founders knew that. That's why they divided power among three branches, to set interest against interest.

James Comey

I will do everything if confirmed as FBI director to make sure the American public knows the full weight of what happened.

Kash Patel - Januar 2025

The Epstein Files

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