Game Quotes from Space Quest

These incredibly intriguing questions will quickly be forgotten, with barely an electron stirred in that well-armored orb atop your shoulders.

Ahh! The aroma of several adventure games emanates from your person.

Very well. You give the moving walkway a warm kiss. Now you both feel special.

You lick a thick smear of filth off the street, finding the taste unpleaseant. You quickly swallow it. What a smart person you are.

As much as we'd enjoy watching you get in trouble, we must advise you that this type of behaviour is universally considered either rude or amorous, which could end up getting you either killed or married.

My, this is one hot planet! But you don't care; you're beating the heat with Thermoweave Underwear.

The guard appears to be less thick than you remember him. Many of his formerly contained body fluids seem to be at large.

Not far below you is a large horizontal plane which proves beneficial in maximizing the exploitation of gravity.

The odor coming from your person makes you regret skipping last month's shower.

That's right. You have no head. That darn pool must have been filled with acid. You obviously can't go on living that way.