These incredibly intriguing questions will quickly be forgotten, with barely an electron stirred in that well-armored orb atop your shoulders.
Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by NarratorAhh! The aroma of several adventure games emanates from your person.
Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by NarratorVery well. You give the moving walkway a warm kiss. Now you both feel special.
Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by NarratorYou lick a thick smear of filth off the street, finding the taste unpleaseant. You quickly swallow it. What a smart person you are.
Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by NarratorAs much as we'd enjoy watching you get in trouble, we must advise you that this type of behaviour is universally considered either rude or amorous, which could end up getting you either killed or married.
Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by NarratorMy, this is one hot planet! But you don't care; you're beating the heat with Thermoweave Underwear.
Space Quest - 3: The Pirates of Pestulon, by NarratorThe guard appears to be less thick than you remember him. Many of his formerly contained body fluids seem to be at large.
Space Quest - 2: Vohaul's Revenge, by NarratorNot far below you is a large horizontal plane which proves beneficial in maximizing the exploitation of gravity.
Space Quest - 1: The Sarien Encounter, by NarratorThe odor coming from your person makes you regret skipping last month's shower.
Space Quest - 1: The Sarien Encounter, by NarratorThat's right. You have no head. That darn pool must have been filled with acid. You obviously can't go on living that way.
Space Quest - 1: The Sarien Encounter, by Narrator