The best Quotes from Space Quest

The best Quotes from Space Quest

Space Quest is a series of six comic science fiction adventure games released between 1986 and 1995. The games follow the adventures of a hapless janitor named Roger Wilco, who campaigns through the galaxy for "truth, justice, and really clean floors".

These incredibly intriguing questions will quickly be forgotten, with barely an electron stirred in that well-armored orb atop your shoulders.
Narrator in Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers
Ahh! The aroma of several adventure games emanates from your person.
Narrator in Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers
Very well. You give the moving walkway a warm kiss. Now you both feel special.
Narrator in Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers
You lick a thick smear of filth off the street, finding the taste unpleaseant. You quickly swallow it. What a smart person you are.
Narrator in Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers
As much as we'd enjoy watching you get in trouble, we must advise you that this type of behaviour is universally considered either rude or amorous, which could end up getting you either killed or married.
Narrator in Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers
My, this is one hot planet! But you don't care; you're beating the heat with Thermoweave Underwear.
Narrator in Space Quest - 3: The Pirates of Pestulon
The guard appears to be less thick than you remember him. Many of his formerly contained body fluids seem to be at large.
Narrator in Space Quest - 2: Vohaul's Revenge
Not far below you is a large horizontal plane which proves beneficial in maximizing the exploitation of gravity.
Narrator in Space Quest - 1: The Sarien Encounter
The odor coming from your person makes you regret skipping last month's shower.
Narrator in Space Quest - 1: The Sarien Encounter
That's right. You have no head. That darn pool must have been filled with acid. You obviously can't go on living that way.
Narrator in Space Quest - 1: The Sarien Encounter