Game Quotes from Space Quest

Space Quest is a series of six comic science fiction computer adventure games released between 1986 and 1995. The games follow the adventures of a hapless janitor named Roger Wilco as he campaigns through the galaxy for "truth, justice and really clean floors". Initially created for Sierra On-Line by Mark Crowe and Scott Murphy, the games parodied both science fiction properties such as Star Wars and Star Trek, as well as pop-culture phenomena from McDonald's to Microsoft.

The best Game Quotes

These incredibly intriguing questions will quickly be forgotten, with barely an electron stirred in that well-armored orb atop your shoulders.

Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by Narrator
 
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Ahh! The aroma of several adventure games emanates from your person.

Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by Narrator
 
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Very well. You give the moving walkway a warm kiss. Now you both feel special.

Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by Narrator
 
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You lick a thick smear of filth off the street, finding the taste unpleaseant. You quickly swallow it. What a smart person you are.

Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by Narrator
 
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As much as we'd enjoy watching you get in trouble, we must advise you that this type of behaviour is universally considered either rude or amorous, which could end up getting you either killed or married.

Space Quest - 4: Roger Wilco and the Time Rippers, by Narrator
 
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My, this is one hot planet! But you don't care; you're beating the heat with Thermoweave Underwear.

Space Quest - 3: The Pirates of Pestulon, by Narrator
 
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The guard appears to be less thick than you remember him. Many of his formerly contained body fluids seem to be at large.

Space Quest - 2: Vohaul's Revenge, by Narrator
 
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Not far below you is a large horizontal plane which proves beneficial in maximizing the exploitation of gravity.

Space Quest - 1: The Sarien Encounter, by Narrator
 
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The odor coming from your person makes you regret skipping last month's shower.

Space Quest - 1: The Sarien Encounter, by Narrator
 
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That's right. You have no head. That darn pool must have been filled with acid. You obviously can't go on living that way.

Space Quest - 1: The Sarien Encounter, by Narrator
 
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