The best Quotes from Space Jam

The best Quotes from Space Jam

Here you can find the best Quotes from Space Jam, the basketball movie with Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes from 1996. In 2021, a sequel called Space Jam: A New Legacy has been released, starring Lebron James.

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."
Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"
Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"
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Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!
Announcer
Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.
Psychiatrist: "Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?"
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."
Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"
You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.
Nerdluck Pound
Don't ever call me doll!
Lola Bunny
Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"
Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"
Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!
Tweety
Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it!
Michael
You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!
Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.
Charles Barkley: "It was this little girl, five-foot-nuthin'. She blocked my shot!"
Psychiatrist: "I see. And how long has this dream been recurring?"
Charles Barkley: "It wasn't a dream, it was real!"

Quotes about Space Jam

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