The best Quotes from Space Jam

Bugs: "We need your help!"
Michael: "But I'm a Baseball player now."
Bugs: "Right, and I'm a Shakespearean actor."

Bill Murray: "It's because I'm white, isn't it?"
Michael Jordan: "Larry's white!"
Bill Murray: "Larry's not white. Larry's clear!"

Stan: "I may not be very tall, but... I'm slow."
Sylvester: "...and large!"
Daffy: "...and a dork!"

Standing at three-foot-three, four-foot if you count the ears, is... Bugs Bunny!

Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

Psychiatrist: "Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?"
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."

Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"

You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.

Don't ever call me doll!

Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"

Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"

Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!

Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it!

You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!

Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.

Charles Barkley: "It was this little girl, five-foot-nuthin'. She blocked my shot!"
Psychiatrist: "I see. And how long has this dream been recurring?"
Charles Barkley: "It wasn't a dream, it was real!"

"That was the saddest thing I've ever said."
"Saddest thing I've ever said is, 'One ticket for Space Jam 2.'"

I stand with those who are calling out the ingrained racism and violence toward people of color in our country. We have had enough.

We went from a shitty team to one of the all-time best dynasties. All you needed was one little match to start that whole fire.

Tex Winter: "Are your shoes okay? I don't want you sliding all over the damn place out there."
Michael Jordan: "I'mma slide a ring on your hand tonight, Tex. That's all you need to know."

Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.

I loved Kobe - he was like a little brother to me. Words can't describe the pain I'm feeling.

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!

Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.

So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.

I am a duck bent on self-preservation.

Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!

Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...

Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!

You're only concerned if you know you don't have it. We have it.

We cancelling sporting events, school, office work, etc etc. What we really need to cancel is 2020! Damn it's been a rough 3 months. God bless and stay safe.

Going to White House was a great honor until you [Donald Trump] showed up!

I like criticism. It makes you strong.

Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.

Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

I think it's just God disguised as Michael Jordan.

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds.

It's a great run, we'd had a wonderful time. Good Team. Time to go.

There are certain sports figures who become a larger cultural force. Michael Jordan and the Bulls changed the culture.

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.

"There's no easy way to say this. Seven more Blockbusters closed. You're the last one on Earth."
"I don't love the pattern that's starting to emer...- hello?"

Basketball isn't just a sport. It is an art, one that must be mastered to succeed.