The best Quotes from Space Jam

Announcer

Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys.

Psychiatrist: "Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform?"
Ewing: "No!"
Psychiatrist: "I'm just asking."

Daffy: "Listen. How's this for a new team name? The Ducks!"
Bugs: "Please! What kinda Mickey Mouse organization would name their team 'The Ducks'?"

Bugs Bunny

Mickey Mouse

You ever heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man.

Nerdluck Pound

Don't ever call me doll!

Lola Bunny

Daffy: "You think she's got enough toys?"
Bugs: "Speaking of toys, remember those mugs and t-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em?"
Daffy: "Yeah."
Bugs: "You ever see any money from all that stuff?"
Daffy: "Hah, not a cent!"
Bugs: "Hmm... me neither."
Daffy: "It's a crying shame. We gotta get new agents, we're gettin' screwed!"

Daffy Duck

Michael: "Don't forget my North Carolina shorts!"
Daffy: "Your shorts? From college?"
Michael: "I wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game."
Looney Tunes: "Eeeew."
Michael: "I washed them after every game."
Daffy: "Hahaha... sure!"

Daffy Duck

North Carolina

Those Monstars'd wished they'd been never born!

Tweety

Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it!

Michael

You see, these aliens come from outer space, and they want to make us slaves in their theme park. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little, they're huge! We need to beat these guys, 'cause they're talking about slavery! They're gonna make us do stand-up comedy! The same jokes, every night, for all eternity! We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... we need your help!!

Bugs Bunny

Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.

Bill Murray

Charles Barkley: "It was this little girl, five-foot-nuthin'. She blocked my shot!"
Psychiatrist: "I see. And how long has this dream been recurring?"
Charles Barkley: "It wasn't a dream, it was real!"

Charles Barkley

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"That was the saddest thing I've ever said."
"Saddest thing I've ever said is, 'One ticket for Space Jam 2.'"

Blockbuster - Season 1

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I stand with those who are calling out the ingrained racism and violence toward people of color in our country. We have had enough.

Michael Jordan - June 2020

Racism 2020 Death of George Floyd

We went from a shitty team to one of the all-time best dynasties. All you needed was one little match to start that whole fire.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 10

Chicago Bulls

Tex Winter: "Are your shoes okay? I don't want you sliding all over the damn place out there."
Michael Jordan: "I'mma slide a ring on your hand tonight, Tex. That's all you need to know."

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 10

Phil, you let this dude [Dennis Rodman] go to vacation, we not gonna see him. You let him go to Vegas, we definitely not gonna see him.

Michael Jordan in The Last Dance - Episode 3

Dennis Rodman Las Vegas

I loved Kobe - he was like a little brother to me. Words can't describe the pain I'm feeling.

Michael Jordan - January 2020, about the death of Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant 2020

Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.

Michael Jordan

Sports Fun

Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive!

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law!

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Of course I talk to myself. Because sometimes, I need expert advice.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

So you call yourself a mounty. He he he, you can't catch me. Why, you couldn't even catch a cold.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Well, what did you expect in an opera? A happy ending?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Operas

If you're happy and you know it, you're probably annoying someone who isn't.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

I am a duck bent on self-preservation.

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire!

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

Consequences, Schmonsequences. As long as I'm rich...

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

Go on! Shoot me again! I enjoy it! I love the smell of burnt feathers and gunpowder and cordite!

Daffy Duck in Looney Tunes

You're only concerned if you know you don't have it. We have it.

LeBron James - Olympia 2012 - nach Vorrundenspiel gegen Argentinien

Doubt

We cancelling sporting events, school, office work, etc etc. What we really need to cancel is 2020! Damn it's been a rough 3 months. God bless and stay safe.

LeBron James - March 2020

2020

Going to White House was a great honor until you [Donald Trump] showed up!

LeBron James - am 23.09.2017 via Twitter

Donald Trump

I like criticism. It makes you strong.

LeBron James

Criticism

Okay, okay I'm shuttin' up. Why should I continue to keep yappin' when I'm told to shut up? I'm not the kind that don't know when to stop.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Jumpin' without a parachute? Kinda dangerous, ain't it?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

I'll be scared later. Right now I'm too mad.

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Do you happen to know what the penalty is for shooting a fricaseeing rabbit without a fricaseeing rabbit license?

Bugs Bunny in Looney Tunes

Life is so damn short. For f's sake, just do what makes you happy!

Bill Murray

Life

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.

Bill Murray

Taxes Ice Cream

I think it's just God disguised as Michael Jordan.

Larry Bird in The Last Dance

Michael Jordan Chicago Bulls

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds.

Larry Bird

Basketball Motivation

It's a great run, we'd had a wonderful time. Good Team. Time to go.

Phil Jackson in The Last Dance - Episode 10

Walking & Going

There are certain sports figures who become a larger cultural force. Michael Jordan and the Bulls changed the culture.

Barack Obama in The Last Dance - Episode 10

Michael Jordan Chicago Bulls

I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.

Charles Barkley

Basketball Role Models

"There's no easy way to say this. Seven more Blockbusters closed. You're the last one on Earth."
"I don't love the pattern that's starting to emer...- hello?"

Blockbuster - Season 1

Basketball isn't just a sport. It is an art, one that must be mastered to succeed.

Stephen Curry

Basketball Golden State Warriors

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