The best Quotes from Space Force

Cheap generals are like cheap enchiladas. You end up paying for it on the back end.

I'm going to reabsorb your budget like the world's most useful tampon.

General Naird: "It was a very successful mission ordered by POTUS himself which proved assault rifles will work in the vacuum of space."
Dr. Mallory: "Which was never in doubt."

His words: "Boots on the moon in 2024." Actually he said "Boobs on the moon", but we believe that to be a typo.

Gender roles… offensive and out of date. Like you.

Are you going to sit there like an idiot doing nothing or are you going to shoot for the stars?

Words of affirmation!? I was raised by Asian parents. I've never heard one word of affirmation in my life. Their love language is verbal abuse.

Even in the darkness, diamonds still shine.

Why would anyone want to be a pirate? It's the best thing there is. Wind in your back. The salty sea air. Loyal crew by your side.

What if everything that came from the past were influenced by the future?

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

Don't exploit an advantage just because it emerges; wait until the optimal moment, then strike.

Ats Ayittey: "Excuse me but this is the quiet carriage."
Stefan Tovell: "Shut the f*ck up then."

"Hey. Do you like bad boys?"
"Sure do. Let me know if you find one."

Marcus: "My bike. It's gone. She took it."
Max: "So that's like Grand Theft Auto. Or Grand Theft Bike."

Aimee: "Did you know you need, like, sugar and flour and an oven to bake? And you don't shove it all in, you have to follow alle these rules."
Maeve: "Yeah, it's called a recipe."

I think love should come out of nowhere, sweep you up completely.

The people's rage. It is like an illness, an ulcer. And ulcers must be cauterized.

People say Hawkins is cursed. They're not way off.

Weems: "No doubt you'll find something that tickles your fancy."
Wednesday: "The last person who tickled me lost a finger."

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.