Quotes from South Park (Page 2)

Quotes from South Park
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Mr. Garrison: 'Where are you from?'
Damien: 'The Seventh Layer of Hell.'
Mr. Garrison: 'Oh, my mother was from Alabama.'

Mr. Garrison in South Park, Season 1 Episode 10
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Stan: 'We always run late, you skank.'
Ms. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I can't wait to own a fishing tank.'

Stan Marsh in South Park, Season 1 Episode 7
 
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I've learned something today. You can't win all the time. If you don't win, you can't hold it against the person who did. Because that's the only way you ever really lose.

Wendy Testaburger in South Park, Season 1 Episode 2
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Stan: 'Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!'
Cartman: 'Intelligent and friendly on rye bread.'
Stan: 'Dolphins are smarter than you!'
Cartman: 'Then why do they live in igloos?'
Stan: 'That's not dolphins, that's Eskimos!'
Cartman: 'Who cares? It's tree-hugging hippie crap.'

Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 2
 
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Cartman: 'After I'm on television, I'm gonna be totally famous.'
Wendy: 'Hitler was famous too.'

Wendy Testaburger in South Park, Season 1 Episode 2
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You're getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot.

Chef in South Park, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Stan: 'That fat bitch won't let us.'
Ms. Crabtee: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said that rabbits eat lettuce.'

Stan Marsh in South Park, Season 1 Episode 1
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Stan: 'Whatever, you fat bitch.'
Ms. Crabtree: 'What did you say?!'
Stan: 'I said, I have a bad itch.'

Stan Marsh in South Park, Season 1 Episode 1
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Too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire!

AlcoholEric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 7
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Cartman: 'Have you seen this trick? When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water, and when you put their hand in it...'
Stan: 'And then what?'
Cartman: '...and then you pee on them!'

Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 6 Episode 2
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I've never heard the words 'only' and 'candy' in the same sentence before.

Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 6 Episode 12
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I would never let a woman kick my ass! If she tried anything, I'd be like 'Hey! Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'

Eric Cartman in South Park, Season 1 Episode 5
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