The best Quotes from South Park (Page 2)

The best Quotes from South Park (Page 2)

South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.

Mr. Stotch: "Butters, away from the window, you're being grounded."
Butters: "Sorry dad. I was just being the voice of a generation."
Butters Stotch - Season 14 Episode 2
Officer Barbrady, let's pretend for one second that we had a competent law enforcement officer in this town. What would he do?
Mayor McDaniels - Season 2 Episode 2
Cartman: "I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking."
Stan: "Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Wh*re magazine."
Stan Marsh - Season 1 Episode 7
Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Kyle Broflovski - Season 1 Episode 1
Mr. Garrison: "Oh, for Pete's sake! What've you bastards done now?!"
Cartman: "Hey! That was Kyle that went number two in urinal!"
Kyle: "No, it wasn't, fat*ss... I saw you do it!"
Kyle Broflovski - Season 3 Episode 13
I don't know what tomorrow's gonna bring. I'm learning to love what I am. I'm a towel.
Chefkoch: "Why 'oh oh'?"
Gerald Brovlovski: "Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. He's the one that got O.J. off."
Chefkoch: "Oh oh..."
Chef - Season 2 Episode 14
Officer Barbrady: "Well just as soon as I handle all the other crime in South Park, I'm gonna go with you to the planetarium, so I can prove that nothing's wrong."
Stan: "What other crime in South Park?"
Officer Barbrady: "Oh yeah... let's go."
Officer Barbrady - Season 2 Episode 11
Stuart McCormick: "We don't have a Nintendo, we got a calico-vision plugged into the black and white TV."
Kyle: "Oh my god, this is like a third world country."
Kyle Broflovski - Season 2 Episode 10
Kyle: "It's Mr. Hanky! I think he's in some kind of trouble."
Stan: "Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?"
Stan Marsh - Season 2 Episode 9
Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.
Uncle Jimbo - Season 2 Episode 8
A summer without fireworks sucks ass.
Stan Marsh - Season 2 Episode 8
Kyle: "Scary monsters don't eat big, fat, smelly b*tches."
Mrs. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Kyle: "I said, Larry King won't grant me 3 wishes!"
Kyle Broflovski - Season 2 Episode 7
This is all I'm going to say about drugs: Stay away from them! There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.
Chef - Season 2 Episode 4
Stan: "We always run late, you sk*nk."
Ms. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I can't wait to own a fishing tank."
Stan Marsh - Season 1 Episode 7
Stan: "Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!"
Cartman: "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread."
Stan: "Dolphins are smarter than you!"
Cartman: "Then why do they live in igloos?"
Stan: "That's not dolphins, that's Eskimos!"
Cartman: "Who cares? It's tree-hugging hippie crap."
Eric Cartman - Season 1 Episode 2
You're getting a piece of loving while the getting's hot.
Chef - Season 1 Episode 1

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