Mr. Stotch: "Butters, away from the window, you're being grounded."
Butters: "Sorry dad. I was just being the voice of a generation."
Officer Barbrady, let's pretend for one second that we had a competent law enforcement officer in this town. What would he do?Mayor McDaniels in South Park, Season 2 Episode 2
Cartman: "I'm not the one walking around all day like Pippi Longstocking."
Stan: "Well, at least my mom isn't on the cover of Crack Whore magazine."
Mr. Garrison: "Oh, for Pete's sake! What've you bastards done now?!"
Cartman: "Hey! That was Kyle that went number two in urinal!"
Kyle: "No, it wasn't, fatass... I saw you do it!"
I don't know what tomorrow's gonna bring. I'm learning to love what I am. I'm a towel.Towelie in South Park
Chefkoch: "Why 'oh oh'?"
Gerald Brovlovski: "Chef, that's Johnny Cochran. He's the one that got O.J. off."
Chefkoch: "Oh oh..."
Officer Barbrady: "Well just as soon as I handle all the other crime in South Park, I'm gonna go with you to the planetarium, so I can prove that nothing's wrong."
Stan: "What other crime in South Park?"
Officer Barbrady: "Oh yeah... let's go."
Stuart McCormick: "We don't have a Nintendo, we got a calico-vision plugged into the black and white TV."
Kyle: "Oh my god, this is like a third world country."
Kyle: "It's Mr. Hanky! I think he's in some kind of trouble."
Stan: "Dude, how do you tell if a piece of poo is in trouble?"
Everything's legal in Mexico, it's the American way.MexicoUncle Jimbo in South Park, Season 2 Episode 8
Kyle: "Scary monsters don't eat big, fat, smelly bitches."
Mrs. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Kyle: "I said, Larry King won't grant me 3 wishes!"
This is all I'm going to say about drugs: Stay away from them! There's a time and a place for everything and it's called college.Drugs, CollegeChef in South Park, Season 2 Episode 4
Stan: "We always run late, you skank."
Ms. Crabtree: "What did you say?!"
Stan: "I can't wait to own a fishing tank."
Stan: "Dolphins are intelligent and friendly!"
Cartman: "Intelligent and friendly on rye bread."
Stan: "Dolphins are smarter than you!"
Cartman: "Then why do they live in igloos?"
Stan: "That's not dolphins, that's Eskimos!"
Cartman: "Who cares? It's tree-hugging hippie crap."