Quotes and Sayings about South Korea

Oh, Warren, once again proving that Koreans are the Asian Jews.

Daryl Dixon: "You got some balls for a China man."
Glenn Rhee: "I'm Korean."
Daryl Dixon: "Whatever."

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a flight to South Korea - and that's practically the same thing.

There is no winter without snow, no spring without sunshine, and no happiness without companions.

The best creative no longer has to originate in Chicago or London; it will be coming from Stockholm, Tokyo, and Seoul as well.

You can leave Seoul, but it will never leave you.

They say money can't buy happiness. But it can book your flight to Seoul - which is kinda the same.

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.

Frank: "Why you gotta be such an asshole?"
Lip: "Apple fell where you dropped it."

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is f*ck you!

Man, I'm gonna get shit-faced drunk. again.

It doesn't matter if you're a good or bad person on the inside. The numbers don't care.

Loving someone means doing whatever it takes to keep them safe.

Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They’re born thinkin’ the switch only goes one way: on. I mean, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. It’s like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different, is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.

If you're a homeless, alcoholic Scott and you had tourettes... how would they ever know?

Canada also helped in two world wars and gave the world Neil Young, William Shatner, Leonard Cohen, Pamela Anderson, one quarter of Barney Stinson, instant mashed potatoes and best of all - you.

If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America. They don’t care for human beings.

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and by Shakespeare. Neither knew chocolate. The Swiss are known for nonviolence. They are also known for superb chocolate.

Life is too short to learn German.

They say God invented whiskey to stop the Irish from rulin' the world.

Australia... home of every animal that seems like it should already be extinct.

People moving to Norway has made Norway richer, economically, but also our culture has become more rich in many ways.

You need to find yourself a nice French boyfriend. That's the best way to learn the language. In bed.

We need to stop the Islamisation of the Netherlands.

In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

Denmark... also known as "wrong Norway", "different Sweden" and "that's actually not Finland".

Becky Feder: "Daddy! Where is it taking them?"
Marcus Higgins: "Hell."
Lenny Feder: "Higgins. Don't say that."
Marcus Higgins: "Oh I'm sorry. Not Hell... Mexico."