The best Quotes by Sophie Tompkins

This story is about the journey, not the destination. I'm gonna get with a whole bunch of dudes before I wind up with Dad.

How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

Now, like a lot of love stories back in 2022, this one starts with a Tinder date.

How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1

Tinder

Screw being mature! We can still make bad choices for a few more years.

How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

It was hard to live in the moment in 2022. There was always someplace else you could be. Someone else you could be with. But every once in a while, you found yourself in the exact right spot.

How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

2022

This is the story of how I met your father.

How I Met Your Father - Season 1

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Ever since Meredith dumped you, I've been spending 50 bucks a week on kleenex.

Sid in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

I was really into hula hooping growing up. My mom said I had the loosest hips in Cincinnati. Which I'm now realizing is a very disturbing thing to say to a young child.

Jesse Walker in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

You think Queen Jane stays in on a Saturday night? No, she's out in the town - crushing d-ck.

Valentina in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

Magic love story? Sophie's mom is a party girl who bounces around from boyfriend to boyfriend. Her dad wasn't even in the picture. The only thing magical about Sophie's life is that she still believes in love at all.

Valentina in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1

I am super into him, and I decided I am not gonna let something as irrational as rational thinking stand in the way of that.

Valentina in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1

Sid: "Valentina's trying to help her girl get with my boy."
Jesse: "Sophie did say my shirt was cool."
Sid: "Most compliments are sure to get into the pants."

Sid in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 2

It was a total score. We got the appartement from this old married couple who posted it on the Wesleyan Alumni Group. Even got them to leave their swords.

Sid in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1

Repeat after me: Today is the first chapter of my next great love story.

Jesse Walker in How I Met Your Father - Season 1

Look at that, a proposal that won't haunt and traumatize him forever. Good for him.

Jesse Walker in How I Met Your Father - Season 1 Episode 1

If you wanna spend money to have a shitty night, just go on a Tinder date: "Oh, wow. That's so interesting. I've never met anyone who likes to travel before."

Ronny Chieng in The Daily Show

Tinder

Today is Spotify-Wrapped-Day. The day that Spotify looks at our music and reminds us that we're all a basic b*tch. Thank God, Tinder doesn't do a year-end wrap-up just to remind you of all the terrible decisions you made on desperate nights.

Trevor Noah in The Daily Show - December 2022

Tinder Spotify

Dad, I'll make you a Bumble. You're way too old for Tinder.

Christmas With You

Tinder

Please don't create any review videos for 2022 - going through it once was enough for me.

2022

I have just been to Buckingham Palace and accepted His Majesty The King's invitation to form a government in his name.

Rishi Sunak - October 2022

2022

The fun is over! Italy will start defending its own national interests.

Giorgia Meloni - September 2022

Italy 2022

If you start deporting every shady looking guy with questionable tattoos, who's gonna go to Jets games?

Jordan Klepper in The Daily Show

New York Jets

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