The best Quotes from Sonic X

You've messed up my face! And now I'm gonna return the favor!

This is like trying to find a hedgehog in a haystack.

Ha! The S-Team, eh? The "S" must stand for "slow motion"!

Dr. Eggman: "Sonic! Too late... you'll never stop me now, Sonic. All I have to do is push this little button."
Sonic: "Yeah, if you can push it before I grab it."

Moving at the speed of sound
Make tracks, quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Stuck in a new location
Without any explanation
No time for relaxation
Don't blink, don't think
Just go, go, go
Sonic, he's on the run
Sonic, he's number one
Sonic, he's comin' next
So watch out for Sonic X!

Today's forecast calls for a 100 percent chance of adventure.

Okay, this is what we're gonna do. Step one: light taunting. Step two: I have no idea.

Tom: "Sonic, I love that you want to help make a difference. But you're being reckless. Pretending to be Batman...-"
Sonic: "Blue Justice... trademark pending."

Sonic's the name, speed is my game!

Dr. Eggman: "Prepare to be destroyed... by Burnbot!"
Sonic: "He's gonna burn me with flamethrowers or something? Acid? Incendiary grenades?"
Dr. Eggman: "No, no, no... claws! He has claws, very painful claws!"
Sonic: "Then you should have called him Clawbot or The Lacerator or Pinch-a-tron 9000. But Burnbot? I mean, that's just false advertising."

When you get your memory back, you'll remember that "low profile" isn't my thing.

Eggman, finally! I don't know what you did, and I don't know how you did it, but I'm gonna kick your Ro-butt!

Eggman: "That's the spirit, rodent - the spirit of a loser!"
Sonic: "Takes one to know one!"

I don't need the details, just tell me who to smash!

Nothing flusters me, Sonic, excep when you're late.

He whacked me with a pillow. Hard. I'm dizzy and I have a serious short-term memory loss. I have serious short-term memory loss.

I don't need an army when I've got a friend like you!

As long as I'm around, you'll always have a wingman!

Charlie Brown: "We only live once, Snoopy."
Snoopy: "Wrong! We only die once. We live every day!"

Sometimes, memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheeks.

Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.

I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime!

If I wanted the government in my house, I'd buy Alexa.

Kid, I'm a writer that wrote something successful, so if you want me to give it up, you're gonna need a black belt or a big pair of t*ts.

I love life. Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like... it makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good. So I guess what I'm feeling is like a beautiful sadness.

Do you know what happened to the last people Germans were pissed off at? Tell him, Kyle!

What did you do, comb your hair with an eggbeater?

It takes a strong heart to cry, but it takes a stronger heart to say why.

Averell: "I love exotic food! What do you call this delicious crust around the frijoles?"
Espuelas: "It's called a terracotta bowl, amigo."

Lucky Luke: "I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on."
Jolly Jumper: "By turning the pages just like everyone else."

Quagmire: "You got to help me. I'm looking for a little boy with red overalls and a yellow shirt."
French Man: "You are looking to buy or to rent?"
Quagmire: "What? No! God! How is Paris considered a classy city?"
French Man: "The buildings are beautiful, the people are trash."

Chris: "Now you just take that beautiful hair down to the salon, and you'll be a ten."
Stewie: "On a scale of a billion?"

In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.

Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can’t always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving, you will come to a better place

Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward Tentacles: "No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument. Yes, Patr... No, horseradish is not an instrument either!"

I'm Patrick. My name means "toaster" in Celtic.

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Man, after-work drinks taste so much better than instead-of-work drinks.

I'm responsible for my own happiness? I can't even be responsible for my own breakfast!

I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures.

Pinky, you give a whole new meaning to the phrase, "counter-intelligence". You have the I.Q. of plaster.

Brain: "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Pinky: "I think so, Brain. But me and Pippi Longstocking... I mean, what would the children look like?"

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

My Homer is not a Communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a p-rn star!

Guns don't kill people, people kill people! Guns defend people against people with smaller guns.

There's an old German saying: 'Don't blame the fish!' There are other sayings, but they mostly involve genocide...

Animals are my favorite people.