Quotes and Sayings about Socks

One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.

Socks are Dobby's favourite, favourite clothes, sir!

Leavo: "Stone socks? 'Tis no treasure."
Bean: "I thought the liquid only stonified living things?"
Zøg: "You don't know my socks."

You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.

The saddest thing in life is havin' to say goodbye to the person you want to spend that life with.

Zøg: "I'd like to tell you something about understandin' women."
Bean: "Yes?"
Zøg: "I said I'd like to, doesn't mean I can."

Queen Dagmar: "Sounds to me like he deserves a marvelous funeral."
King Zøg: "Great idea. I'll get someone to fish him out of the corpse pit."

Bean: "I just realized something. You're the reason I have a drinking problem."
Zøg: "Of course I am. I'm your father."

Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.

Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.

It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

...yet, sadly, accidental rudeness occurs alarmingly often. Best to say nothing at all, my dear man.

There is no good and evil, there is only power and those too weak to seek it.

After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.

Bellatrix: "How dare you defy your masters?"
Dobby: "Dobby has no master! Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!"

Dobby has heard of your greatness, sir, but of your goodness, Dobby never knew.

Kreacher will not insult Harry Potter in fron of Dobby, no he won't, or Dobby will shut Kreacher's mouth for him!

Dobby is used to death threats, sir. Dobby gets them five times a day at home.

If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.

We are only as strong as we are united, as weak as we are divided.

Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.

Whoa, this is big. I really need some time to drink about this.

Man, after-work drinks taste so much better than instead-of-work drinks.

Elfo: "What about me? Nobody cared either time I came back to life."
Luci: "I was disappointed both times. Disappointment's a form of caring."

Heavy is the head that wears the crown.

My favorite meal would have to be good old-fashioned eggs, over easy, with bacon. Many others, but you can't beat that on a Sunday morning, especially with a cup of tea.

Reality TV to me is the museum of social decay.

I applaud anything that can take a kid away from a PlayStation or a Gameboy. That is a miracle in itself.

Political correctness has become a straightjacket.

Sometimes, strangers can become more like family than blood ever could.

It's a mystery of human chemistry and I don't understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.

He's a better person when she's around, and isn't that what friends are for, to raise you up and keep you at your best?

Nobody can avoid falling in love. They might want to deny it, but friendship is probably the most common form of love.

I always wanted to get lost in a labyrinth. It's like a puzzle you solve with your feet.

I only got in trouble once, and... um.. Daddy Elfo um... slapped me on the bum bum.

You know, if there's one thing I've learned, it's when you're stuck in a cave with your psycho mum, the best thing to do is play along.

Luci: "I can't believe he called you a worthless, bucktoothed degenerate."
Bean: "He didn't say that."
Luci: "Doesn't make it any less true."

Oh my gosh, it's exactly like my bedroom from when I was little! What are these frilly dresses doing in my liquor cabinet?

Bean: "Wow, that's the best soup I ever had!"
Dagmar: "It's Whiskey."

By order of the king, me, Derek, I, we do declare Dreamland is now a theocracy. All power emanates from this holy throne and the ass therein ensconced.