The funniest Phrases about building a Snowman

Fact: You're never too old to build a snowman or to start a snowball fight.

How to build a snowman:
1. Open door
2. Throw children through door
3. Close door

What do you call an old snowman?
Puddle.

Do you wanna build a snowman?
Come on, let's go and play!
I never see you anymore
Come out the door
It's like you've gone away
We used to be best buddies
And now we're not
I wish you would tell me why
Do you wanna build a snowman?
It doesn't have to be a snowman

Leon: "At least you have a daddy. I was just rolled up one day and left out here in the cold."
Buddy: "But the thing is, I've never even left the North Pole."
Leon: "Buddy, I've been around the world many times when I was a young cumulus nimbus cloud. It's a wonderful place, filles with wondrous creatures - except dogs. Oh, by the way, don't eat the yellow snow!"

To friends, I am snowfall. To enemies, I am avalanche!

It was so cold, Taylor Swift built a snowman - then dumped him and wrote a song about it.

Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a... happy snowman!

In the freezing cold, snowmen rise majestically from the white splendor. With their coal eyes and carrot noses, they smile at us and touch our hearts. They symbolize joy, childhood memories, and the magic of winter. Yet snowmen are ephemeral like the snow itself. Let us enjoy their beauty while it lasts.

Why are snowmen the coolest guys in winter? Because they always "chill"! No matter how cold it gets, they stay cool! Plus, they have the best style - always dressed in white and sporting a carrot nose that gives any vegetable a run for its money. Snowmen are simply the true rockstars of winter!

In a frosty night, they appear, the snowmen, with bodies made of snow and carrots as noses. They stand still, as if awaiting the arrival of the great winter. But at dawn, their countenance melts away, as if they had never existed. Such is the fate of ephemeral snowmen.

When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives.

To appreciate the beauty of a snowflake it is necessary to stand out in the cold.

Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.

No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.

There's snow place like home.

Snow is in fact one of water's natural self-cleansing mechanisms. But human activity tends to reduce snow's purity, so do not consume it.

Live like there's snow tomorrow!

I love seeing everything covered in a fresh blanket of snow. There's a perfect stillness to it that's not lifeless, but calm and peaceful.

I know a little more how much a simple thing like a snowfall can mean to a person.

Advice is like the snow. The softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon and the deeper it sinks into the mind.

The world always seems quieter when it snows.

For it is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself.

I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year. I will live in the Past, the Present, and the Future.

There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.

I think as you grow older your christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can't be bought.

Kate: "We have to hang the stockings and make the eggnog. It just won't be Christmas without it!"
Claire: "Oh, honey, there is more to Christmas than all that stuff."

It's true, Christmas can feel like a lot of work, particularly for mothers. But when you look back on all the Christmases in your life, you'll find you've created family traditions and lasting memories. Those memories, good and bad, are really what helps to keep a family together over the long haul.

Spring is coming, but the air is chilled
It reminds me of the winter fires we would always build
Hiding from the cold is always warmer in your arms
Whenever you are kissing me, it is Christmas in my heart

January always brought me down
All the magic of December
Is like a circus leaving town
All I wanna do is to follow it around
Cause everybody wishes it was Christmas all year 'round

Lord Blackadder: "Ah, Melchett! Greetings! I trust Christmas brings you its traditional mix of good food and violent stomach cramp."
Lord Melchett: "And compliments of the season to you, Blackadder. May the Yuletide log slip from your fire and burn your house down."

Nearly everybody gets twitterpated in the springtime.

In the midst of winter, I found there was, within me, an invincible summer.

The Germans have six months of winter and six months of no summer.

No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn.

Summer is a promissory note signed in June, its long days spent and gone before you know it, and due to be repaid next January.

My old grandmother always used to say, Summer friends will melt away like summer snows, but winter friends are friends forever.

Wisdom comes with winters.

In seed time learn, in harvest teach, in winter enjoy.

Winter is a season of recovery and preparation.

The heart can be tough to change, but the mind can be tough to persuade.

Some People are worth melting for.

'Cause, darling, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream

Papa Elf: "Silly as it sounds, a lot of people down south don't believe in Santa Claus."
Buddy: "What?! Well, who do they think puts all their toys under the tree?"
Papa Elf: "Well, there's a rumor floating around that the parents do it."

Hecarim: "The living will fall!"
Braum: "Angry horse just needs apple."

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up.

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

The only true death is to never live.