I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of 47-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
Dave BarryThe only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.
Bill MaherNever mess with a snowboarder - we know places where no one will ever find you!
UnknownEven carrying a snowboard is cooler than skiing.
UnknownGet your f-cking rental skis off my board!
UnknownThe attraction of snowboarding is the freedom it gives you. With a snowboard on your feet the sky is the limit. You can do anything and go anywhere. This is not just for pro riders, it's for everyone.
Jeremy JonesIf snowboarding was easy, it would be called skiing.
UnknownMany people attach a snowboard to their feet. Few attach it to their soul.
UnknownThe worst day snowboarding is still better than the best day at work.
UnknownWhen hell freezes over, I will snowboard there too.
UnknownSnowboards aren't just pieces of wood, steel and fibreglass. They're tools of escape. A medium for personal expression. A way to challenge fears, push limits and share incredible experiences with your friends.
UnknownI love snowboarding, but I would never want to do it competitively or at a professional level. Snowboarding is a spawn of skating, and skating is my passion.
UnknownSnowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
SkiingDave Barry