I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of 47-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.
The only sport I really get into is snowboarding. Cause that's the only sport where they perform a half pipe just after smoking a full pipe.
Never mess with a snowboarder - we know places where no one will ever find you!
Even carrying a snowboard is cooler than skiing.
Get your f*cking rental skis off my board!
The attraction of snowboarding is the freedom it gives you. With a snowboard on your feet the sky is the limit. You can do anything and go anywhere. This is not just for pro riders, it's for everyone.
If snowboarding was easy, it would be called skiing.
Many people attach a snowboard to their feet. Few attach it to their soul.
The worst day snowboarding is still better than the best day at work.
When hell freezes over, I will snowboard there too.
Snowboards aren't just pieces of wood, steel and fibreglass. They're tools of escape. A medium for personal expression. A way to challenge fears, push limits and share incredible experiences with your friends.
I did not fall - I'm checking the snow conditions!
I love snowboarding, but I would never want to do it competitively or at a professional level. Snowboarding is a spawn of skating, and skating is my passion.
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is lethal enough.
Life is better on the slopes!
Lord, give me coffee to change the things I can and snowboarding to accept the things I can't.
