The best Quotes from Snakes on a Plane

Let's get these motherf*ckin' snakes off this motherf*ckin' plane!

Lanny Wadkins: "I understand that Clark relaxed last night by seeing the movie Snakes on a Plane."
Jim Nantz: "Yes, and now he has to worry about a Tiger on the course."

I never thought I'd see in my life a black candidate running for President.

Anyone who tells you money can't buy happiness never had any.

I hope Obama gets scary in the next four years, 'cuz he ain't gotta worry about getting re-elected.

Wide right. The two most dreaded words in Buffalo have surfaced again.

I don't like hot takes any more than I like hot cakes.

I call golf with my head and my heart. I don't have any notes in front of me - it's different from basketball and football in that feel.

The broadcasting industry definitely has changed, and I'm talking about young broadcasters who come along today, they really feel like they have to do something that's outlandish to make them stand out. They have to say something provocative that maybe they don't even really truly believe in their heart and, it's not really what their beliefs are, but they're going to sacrifice their beliefs to try to do something to gain attention.

Green and black go well together, don't they?

My dad was my best friend and greatest role model. He was an amazing dad, coach, mentor, soldier, husband and friend.

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.

Hello, everyone. It's time to play a game. You all pretended to cure me. But what I have planned for each of you is very real.

Death is a surprise party. Unless of course, you're already dead on the inside.

Dewey Riley: "Do you have a gun?"
Sidney Prescott: "I'm Sidney Prescott. Natürlich hab ich ne Waffe."

There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance:
1) You can never have sex. The minute you get a little nookie, you're as good as gone. Sex always equals death.
2) Never drink or do drugs. The sin factor. It's an extension of number one.
And 3) Never, ever, ever, under any circumstances, say "I'll be right back."

I fled out of the deep night - the deep night of the protected child-life , and tugged into the bright Day - the bright day of being-grownup

We lie best when we lie to ourselves.

We all wear masks. We all pretend. Presenting a perfect illusion on the outside, while we desperately try to hide who we are on the inside.

Life hurts. The moment you think you've got it all, it smacks you in the face.

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of the infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

Erin: "I didn't go to Mexico to watch you get sh-t-faced for four days."
Kemper: "That's what you do in Mexico!"

Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
Lila: "Newsflash, we're in deep Texas."

I used to think you were like me. You were attracted to the darkness. But, Tate you are the darkness.

The more you fear something, the more power you give it.

Bruce: "You remember what I told you?"
Finney Shaw: "That some day I have to stand up for myself."
Bruce: "Some day is today, Fin."

The Grabber: "Would you hand me my hat? Yes, sir. I am a part-time magician."
Finney Shaw: "Are those black balloons in there?"
The Grabber: "Would you like to see a magic trick?"

All sad people like poetry. Happy people like songs.

Cornered animals are the most dangerous.

Billy Freeman: "Not many ride the bus this far north. Are you running away from something?"
Danny Torrance: "I'm running away from myself, I guess."

Now, you need to listen to me. The world is a hungry place, a dangerous place, and a dark place. I’ve only met two or three people like us. They died. When I was a kid, I bumped into these things. I don’t know about magic. I always called it the shining.

What lies ahead is not gonna be easy. But we're gonna make our lives count, not because we're the last generation - because we're in the beginning.

We have to be brave in this life we have, simply to exist now.

Children have to grow into their imaginations like a pair of oversized shoes.

She had never dreamed there could be so much pain in a life when there was nothing physically wrong. She hurt all the time.

I went from dying to being more alive than ever.

Dr. Michael Morbius: "How far are we allowed to go to fix something that's broken?"
Morbius' Mentor: "Until the remedy is worse than the disease."