Quotes and Sayings about Smoking

When I was a boy, it never occurred to me that one day I might participate at the birthday of a German Chancellor. But that was before I knew that smoking four packs of cigarettes and consuming ten Coca-Colas a day guaranteed longevity.

Henry Kissinger

Helmut Schmidt Cola

Christian: "What else is against the rules?"
Nadia: "Drinking, smoking, doing drugs..."
Christian: "...so basically all the fun stuff."

Christian Varela Expósito in Élite - Season 1 Episode 1

Alcohol Drugs

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson

Alcohol Enjoying Sex Funny Quotes

I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

Naomi Campbell

Alcohol

Tobacco not only wrecks health and health systems; it’s a drain on economies and the environment.

Tedros Ghebreyesus (as Director-General of the WHO) - March 2018

There are enough no smoking places now.

David Hockney

Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.

David Hockney

It takes a lot of dedication to quit smoking, and whether you give up for good on your first try or have to give it a couple of tries - just keep swinging at it and you will succeed.

Harmon Killebrew

Lighting stog after stog, I choke on the smoke
They tell me to quit, don't listen what I'm told
They help me forget that this world is so cold
I don't even know what I'm chasin' no more

Post Malone - Go Flex, Album: Stoney

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.

Liza Minnelli

Barney: "I am not a smoker. I only smoke in certain situations: Post-coital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlap, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and of course - wait for it - 'cause lord knows I have, pregnancy scares."
Ted: "Why are you smoking right now?"
Barney: "I'm always pre-coital, Ted."

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother - Season 5 Episode 11

New York Mets

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Don't do drugs, don't have unprotected sex, don't be violent... leave that to me.

Eminem

Sex Violence Drugs

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.

Bob Marley

Alcohol Drugs Marijuana & Weed

It's not the drugs that make a drug addict, it's the need to escape reality.

Sense8

Drugs

I take quaaludes ten to fifteen times a day for my "back pain", adderall tostay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again and morphine well... 'cause its awesome.

Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street

Drugs Cocaine

I don't like the drugs, doc. The drugs like me.

Hank Moody in Californication - Season 4 Episode 3

Drugs

Hold me, I can't breathe
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna OD
Cup full of lean, pure codeine
Ten lines deep, now I can't see

Lil Peep - Falling 4 Me, Album: Crybaby

Drugs

That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.

Ringo Starr

Alcohol Drugs

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.

Raoul Duke in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Drugs

Marihuana? That's not a drug, it's a plant.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Marijuana & Weed

I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed up in life I would have an excuse. But right now there's no rehab for stupidity.

Chris Rock

Drugs Marijuana & Weed

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Stephen Colbert

Marijuana & Weed

Jenko: "Got a pound of coke."
Schmidt: "We are trying to show them a good time, not ruin their f*cking lives."
Jenko: "Pound of marijuana?"
Schmidt: "Best party ever!"

21 Jump Street

Marijuana & Weed Cocaine

'Cause dope is addictive just like they call it marijuana, cause like marriage, you wanna, marry Jane
It's like you and Spiderman feel the very same

Eminem - From The D 2 The LBC, Album: Curtain Call 2

Marijuana & Weed

Stuff all my problems in that bong and I’m puffing strong
I been locked in my way of thinking now my cuffs are gone

Lloyd Banks - Christian Dior Denim Flow, Album: G.O.O.D. Fridays (by Kanye West)

Thinking Marijuana & Weed

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?

Willie Nelson

Marijuana & Weed

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems!

Homer Simpson in The Simpsons - Season 8 Episode 18

Alcohol Toasts

Everything's better with some wine in the belly.

Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones - Season 1 Episode 2

Alcohol Wine

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Dean Martin

Alcohol Funny Quotes

What an artist is trying to do for people is bring them closer to something, because of course art is about sharing. You wouldn't be an artist unless you wanted to share an experience, a thought.

David Hockney

Art

That's the misery: Stupid people are so confident, the wise ones full of doubt.

Helmut Schmidt

Foolishness Intelligence Doubt

A kiss is something you need both hands for.

Mark Twain

Kissing Hands

I was born with good health and a strong body and spent years abusing them.

Ava Gardner

Every time you kiss me, it's like sunshine and whiskey.

Frankie Ballard - Sunshine & Whiskey

Whiskey

I was taught to confront things you can't avoid. Death is one of those things. To live in a society where you're trying not to look at it is stupid because looking at death throws us back into life with more vigour and energy. The fact that flowers don't last for ever makes them beautiful.

Damien Hirst

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets.

Henry Kissinger

Character Self-Confidence

I don't need to know how they make Coca-Cola. I think it tastes just fine not knowing what the ingredients are. I think there are some things that should be kept secret.

Colin Hanks

Cola

Carla: "This is the chance of a lifetime."
Christian: "Sounds like a shitty life. If it means that I have to betray my brother, then that life's worth nothing!"

Christian Varela Expósito in Élite - Season 2 Episode 1

Ander: "How much did he drink?"
Lucrecia: "I don't know, Ander, all of it. Only thing he didn't drink is the water in the pool."

Lucrecia Montesinos Hendrich in Élite - Season 2 Episode 2

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whisky, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

Johnny Carson

Whiskey

He who postpones the hour of living is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.

Horace

Life Enjoying Rivers

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Damon Salvatore in The Vampire Diaries

Sex Erotic Quotes

Anger is a manifestation of a deeper issue... and that, for me, is based on insecurity, self-esteem and loneliness.

Naomi Campbell

Anger

We should work across party lines, across religious lines. We shouldn't waste time pointing fingers.

Tedros Ghebreyesus (as Director-General of the WHO) - April 2020

Coronavirus

Life is precious and time is a key element. Let's make every moment count and help those who have a greater need than our own.

Harmon Killebrew

Selflessness

She told me that I'm not enough
And she left me with a broken heart
She fooled me twice and it's all my fault
She cut too deep, now she left me scarred

Post Malone - I Fall Apart, Album: Stoney

Breakup

The regrets of yesterday and the fear of tomorrow can kill you.

Liza Minnelli

Fear Remorse Yesterday

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