Christian: "What else is against the rules?"
Nadia: "Drinking, smoking, doing drugs..."
Christian: "...so basically all the fun stuff."
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
WhiskeyAva GardnerI know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Alcohol, Enjoying, Sex, Funny QuotesJohnny CarsonTobacco not only wrecks health and health systems; it’s a drain on economies and the environment.
Tedros Ghebreyesus (as Director-General of the WHO), March 2018There are enough no smoking places now.
David HockneySmoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.
David HockneyIt takes a lot of dedication to quit smoking, and whether you give up for good on your first try or have to give it a couple of tries - just keep swinging at it and you will succeed.
Harmon KillebrewSo smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.
Damien HirstLighting stog after stog, I choke on the smoke
They tell me to quit, don't listen what I'm told
They help me forget that this world is so cold
I don't even know what I'm chasin' no more
Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
Liza MinnelliGiving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.
Funny QuotesMark TwainBarney: "I only smoke in certain situations. Postcoital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlap, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, precoital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year and pregnancy scares."
Ted: "Why are you smoking right now?"
Barney: "I'm always precoital, Ted."