I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.Alcohol, Enjoying, Sex, Funny QuotesJohnny Carson
Tobacco not only wrecks health and health systems; it’s a drain on economies and the environment.Tedros Ghebreyesus (as Director-General of the WHO), March 2018
There are enough no smoking places now.David Hockney
Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.David Hockney
It takes a lot of dedication to quit smoking, and whether you give up for good on your first try or have to give it a couple of tries - just keep swinging at it and you will succeed.Harmon Killebrew
So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.Damien Hirst
Lighting stog after stog, I choke on the smoke
They tell me to quit, don't listen what I'm told
They help me forget that this world is so cold
I don't even know what I'm chasin' no more
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.Funny QuotesMark Twain
Barney: 'I only smoke in certain situations. Postcoital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlap, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, precoital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year and pregnancy scares.'
Ted: 'Why are you smoking right now?'
Barney: 'I'm always precoital, Ted.'