The best Quotes and Sayings about Smoking

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I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

WhiskeyAva Gardner
 
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Alcohol, Enjoying, Sex, Funny QuotesJohnny Carson
 
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I never diet. I smoke. I drink now and then. I never work out.

AlcoholNaomi Campbell
 
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Tobacco not only wrecks health and health systems; it’s a drain on economies and the environment.

Tedros Ghebreyesus (as Director-General of the WHO), March 2018
 
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There are enough no smoking places now.

David Hockney
 
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Smoking calms me down. It's enjoyable. I don't want politicians deciding what is exciting in my life.

David Hockney
 
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It takes a lot of dedication to quit smoking, and whether you give up for good on your first try or have to give it a couple of tries - just keep swinging at it and you will succeed.

Harmon Killebrew
 
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So smoking is the perfect way to commit suicide without actually dying. I smoke because it's bad, it's really simple.

Damien Hirst
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Lighting stog after stog, I choke on the smoke
They tell me to quit, don't listen what I'm told
They help me forget that this world is so cold
I don't even know what I'm chasin' no more

Post Malone - Go Flex, Album: Stoney
 
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Funny QuotesMark Twain
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Barney: 'I only smoke in certain situations. Postcoital, when I'm with Germans, sometimes those two overlap, coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, precoital, on a sailboat, the day the Mets are mathematically eliminated every year and pregnancy scares.'
Ted: 'Why are you smoking right now?'
Barney: 'I'm always precoital, Ted.'

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 5 Episode 11
 
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