The best Quotes and Voice-Lines from SMITE

What do you and a black hole have in common? You both suck.

Go ahead. Divide by 0. See what happens.

Where does a fish keep his wealth? A riverbank! Think about that.

Some people have difficulties in sleeping but I can do it with my eyes closed.

Your fate, like a river, flows only in one direction.

Wanna play a game of hang man? I'll show you the ropes.

Slice through the opposition and judge all those unworthy with your sword.

Entangle your enemies in webs and let your broodlings tear them apart.

Shackle foes and gather them together to be smothered in flames.

Control enemies with vine and boar. Set free volleys of stinging arrows.

Mount your panther and bring airborne foes right into your spear.

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.

Whether a fish lives in a clear stream or a water ditch, so long as it continues swimming forward, it will grow up beautifully.

It is the human paradigm; it is like water to the fish, so prevalent that it goes unseen and unquestioned.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Fsh.

The curious fish gets caught!

The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never being caught.

I am the crazy Pisces everyone warned you about.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.

One of the 24 similarities between women and fish are they're both attracted to shiny objects.

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future.

Fate is called as such, for it cannot be changed, nor can it be reversed. It can only but be accepted.

May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.

Our fate lies within us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.

If you had the chance to change your fate, would you?

I guess destiny is not the path given to us, but the path we choose for ourselves.

'Destiny, chance, fate, fortune -they're all just ways of claiming your success without claiming your failures.'
- Gerrard of the Weatherlight

Sooner or later you're going to realize, just as I did, that there's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it.

Destiny is for losers. It's just a stupid excuse to wait for things to happen instead of making them happen.

No young man, no matter how great, can know his destiny. He cannot glimpse his part in the great story that is about to unfold. Like everyone, he must live and learn. And so it shall be for the young warlock arriving at the gates of Camelot. A boy that will in time father a legend. His name... Merlin.

The danger isn't the river's speed, friend, but its slowness.

Tyler… you drown not by falling into the river, but by staying submerged in it.

Rivers do not drink their own water. Trees do not eat their own fruit. And clouds do not swallow their own rain. What great ones have is always for the benefit of others.

Every river reaches the ocean in its own way.

The meaning of the river flowing is not that all things are changing so that we cannot encounter them twice, but that some things stay the same only by changing.

A river is made drop by drop.

He who postpones the hour of living is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.

For life and death are one, even as the river and the sea are one.

What I love most about rivers is
You can't step in the same river twice
The water's always changing, always flowing
But people, I guess, can't live like that

Teammates? Ugh. Always good for collateral.

You'll break your neck trying to keep an eye on me.

Let's play a game of cat and mouse. You're the mouse.

Eventually, everything falls apart, and I'll be there to play with the pieces.

Trusting me? Now that's a risk you'll have to take.

Consequences? Hahaha, what are those?