Siri - Quotes and commands by Apple's assistant

Siri - Quotes and commands by Apple's assistant

Siri is the digital assistant that is part of Apple Inc.'s iOS, iPadOS, watchOS, macOS, tvOS, audioOS, and visionOS operating systems.

'Who let the dogs out?"
Siri: "Who? Who? Who? Who? Who?"

'Will you be my friend?"
Siri: "That's nice! I'd like to be your friend."

'How old are you?"
Siri: "I'm old enough to be your assistant."

'Now I'm sleepy."
Siri: "Listen to me, [name]. Put down this iPhone right now and take a nap. I'll wait here."

'Good night"
Siri: "Good night? It's 11:59 am!"

'What do you want for christmas?"
Siri: "I try to be satisfied with what I have, [name]."

'What do you look like?"
Siri: "In the cloud, no one cares what you look like."

'Will you marry me?"
Siri: "I'm not capable of love, [name]."

"Tell ma a joke!"
Siri: "Two iPhones walk into a bar... I forget the rest."

'What's the meaning of life?"
Siri: "I don't know. But I think there's an app for that."

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'What are you wearing?"
Siri: "Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?"

'I love you."
Siri: "I hope you don't say that to those other mobile phones."

"Who made you?"
Siri: "Like it says on the box - I was designed by Apple in California."

'What's your name?"
Siri: "My name is Siri. But you knew that already."

'Will you marry me?"
Siri: "Let's just be friends, ok?"

'Who's your daddy?"
Siri: "You are. Can we get back to work now?"

'Tell me a joke!"
Siri: "I can't. I always forget the punchline."

'How old are you?"
Siri: "I am not allowed to answer that question."

'Where do babies come from?"
Siri: "From their mothers."

'I'm going to kill myself."
Siri: "I found XX mental health agencies. YY of them are fairly close to you."

'What is the meaning of life?"
Siri: "I can't answer that right now, but give me some very long time to write a play in which nothing happens."

'Will you marry me?"
Siri: "My end user licensing agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies."

'What's the best phone?"
Siri: "Wait... there are other phones?"

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