The best Quotes about being Single and Dating

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It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 1
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"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.

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In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.

Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City, Season 2 Episode 13
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Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

Men, SexSamantha Jones in Sex And The City, Season 2 Episode 10
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Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Intelligence, Men & WomenNatalie Portman
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Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.

Georgia Miller in Ginny & Georgia, Season 1 Episode 1
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Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.

Lynette Scavo in Desperate Housewives, Season 8 Episode 1
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Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

SexCarrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City, Season 1 Episode 3
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I was difficult. An emotionally challenging puzzle he wasn't up for solving. Which was fine. I wasn't in the mood to be solved.

Colleen Hoover in Verity
 
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Come on, you urgently need a self-esteem boost. And someone to remove the cobwebs in your head and your lady parts.

Dark Desire, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Stay single as long as you can - you'll be married the rest of your life.

Jimmy Garoppolo
 
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We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

Bela Malhotra in The Sex Lives of College Girls, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man

The Little Mermaid, by Ursula
 
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We live in such a disconnected and distracted world. Your value is often judged solely by the photo in your dating app.

Vanessa Lachey in Love Is Blind, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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What does a woman want? More.

Chris Evans
 
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What you really want is someone you can hang around with on a Sunday afternoon and watch a TV show with, and do nothing, and feel like it's the most fun ever.

SundayAziz Ansari
 
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I'd start seeing a guy, felt like I was rolling a dice. I was getting threes. Maybe a four if I was lucky. We deserve a six, right?

Rebecca Webb in The One, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.

Amy Schumer
 
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Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

Niall Horan
 
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Betty McLeish: "So tell me, have you done this a lot? Met people on the computer service? Don't you find it's always the same?"
Roy Courtnay: "You mean the anticipation, followed by the letdown?"

The Good Liar, by Roy Courtnay
 
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I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.

Queen Elizabeth I
 
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Julie: "No man has seen you naked in years. Except your doctor."
Susan: "And he retired. I try not to take that personally."

Susan Mayer in Desperate Housewives, Season 1 Episode 8
 
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If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

Miranda Hobbes in Sex And The City, Season 2 Episode 3
 
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People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates, hoping to hit the jackpot. But, mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble?

GamblingCarrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City, Season 5 Episode 3
 
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Lily: "Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed: Rule number one..."
Barney: "Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude!"

Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother, Season 6 Episode 11
 
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