The best Quotes about being Single

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.

Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.

Julie: 'No man has seen you naked in years. Except your doctor.'
Susan: 'And he retired. I try not to take that personally.'

In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.

If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

Samantha: 'I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence.'
Carrie: 'Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?'

Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Tell a man: 'I hate you' - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: 'I Iove you' - you'II probably never see him again.

Lily: 'Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed: Rule number one...'
Barney: 'Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude!'