The best Quotes about being Single and Dating

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.

In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.

Tell a man: "I hate you" - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: "I Iove you" - you'II probably never see him again.

No one likes boys! Even girls who like boys can't stand boys!

Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.

Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.

Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you're in.

Women are surprised when they find a guy who can make them come and straight dudes are surprised when they find a girl who can make them feel genuine feelings in their heart.

Dating Apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I'd contact tech support.

There's lots of good fish in the sea... maybe... but the vast masses seem to be mackerel or herring, and if you're not mackerel or herring yourself, you are likely to find very few good fish in the sea.

Jim: "Here's an easy one, okay: 'Attractive single white female, fun-loving, youthful mind seeks outgoing companion.' Attractive: ugly."
Oz: "Fun-loving: insane."
Kevin: "Unlisted age plus 'youthful mind' equals 'Old'."
Jim: "No, 'charming' is old. 'Older' is really old. 'Youthful mind' is dead."

Being single's an attitude. The minute you are desperate for a relationship, never gonna find one.

I don't know if you guys have tried to get a 20-something dude from a dating app to wear a condom lately. But it's sort of like trying to convince a 5-year-old to put a jacket on over his Halloween costume. "Noo! You're gonna ruin it! You can't even see it!"

I was difficult. An emotionally challenging puzzle he wasn't up for solving. Which was fine. I wasn't in the mood to be solved.

Come on, you urgently need a self-esteem boost. And someone to remove the cobwebs in your head and your lady parts.

Stay single as long as you can - you'll be married the rest of your life.

We don't have power over when guys treat us like shit. But what we can control is how much we let it affect us. So, I say the four of us go out, get tanked, and, who knows, maybe we'll end up meeting a guy who doesn't treat us like garbage. Or not. It doesn't matter. At least we'll be having fun.

Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who get's a man

We live in such a disconnected and distracted world. Your value is often judged solely by the photo in your dating app.

What does a woman want? More.

What you really want is someone you can hang around with on a Sunday afternoon and watch a TV show with, and do nothing, and feel like it's the most fun ever.

I'd start seeing a guy, felt like I was rolling a dice. I was getting threes. Maybe a four if I was lucky. We deserve a six, right?

All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.

Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

Betty McLeish: "So tell me, have you done this a lot? Met people on the computer service? Don't you find it's always the same?"
Roy Courtnay: "You mean the anticipation, followed by the letdown?"

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.

Julie: "No man has seen you naked in years. Except your doctor."
Susan: "And he retired. I try not to take that personally."

If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates, hoping to hit the jackpot. But, mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble?

Lily: "Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed: Rule number one..."
Barney: "Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude!"

If you want more sex, just ask for it.

Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

It takes much more courage to be in love than it does for war.

You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes, you close your window. So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.

Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable.

You a Transformer? Because if you were, you'd be Optimus Fine.

If you wanna spend money to have a shitty night, just go on a Tinder date: "Oh, wow. That's so interesting. I've never met anyone who likes to travel before."

"So, what do you do in your time off?"
"I like stalking."
"Oh, really? I like to go swimming."
"I know."

If he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly... as an a-shole!

The opposite of love isn't hate, it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care.

Hey has anybody else paid a therapist hundreds of dollars to tell you to "take some deep breaths"?

I think school is so much harder than real life. People are so much more accepting when they are adults.

A mind needs books like a sword needs a whetstone.

Men always want to be a woman's first love. What women like is to be a man's last romance.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Samantha: "I don't get laid, unless the Knicks win. Can I just say? They and I have been on a very long losing streak."
Carrie: "That's awful."
Samantha: "No kidding. The Knicks are the only ones getting screwed!"

When you find a man you wish to marry, Tessa, remember this: You will know what kind of man he is not by the things he says, but by the things he does.