The best Quotes about being Single and Dating

We live in such a disconnected and distracted world. Your value is often judged solely by the photo in your dating app.

What does a woman want? More.

What you really want is someone you can hang around with on a Sunday afternoon and watch a TV show with, and do nothing, and feel like it's the most fun ever.

I'd start seeing a guy, felt like I was rolling a dice. I was getting threes. Maybe a four if I was lucky. We deserve a six, right?

Momma's dating life is like that desert - nothing in sight as far as the eye can see.

All my friends are getting married. I guess I’m just at that age where people give up.

Being single doesn't mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.

Betty McLeish: "So tell me, have you done this a lot? Met people on the computer service? Don't you find it's always the same?"
Roy Courtnay: "You mean the anticipation, followed by the letdown?"

I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.

Rich and single, I wonder what he looks like - you rarely get the trifecta.

Julie: "No man has seen you naked in years. Except your doctor."
Susan: "And he retired. I try not to take that personally."

In a town where everyone's dying to couple up, sometimes there's nothing better than being out of a relationship. You have time to do your laundry, freedom to play your favorite bad music really loudly... but the best part of being out of a relationship: Plenty of time to catch up with your friends.

If a man is over 30 and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian, they're being weeded out from propagating the species.

Samantha: "I think it's sad the way she's using a child to validate her existence."
Carrie: "Exactly. Why can't she just use sex and a nice cocktail like the rest of us?"

Brokers give investment advice. Architects - design advice. Single people give married friends tidbits from their sexual escapades.

It's like the riddle of the Sphinx; why are there so many great unmarried women - and no great unmarried men?

Tell a man: 'I hate you' - you'II have the best sex of your Iife. But tell him: 'I Iove you' - you'II probably never see him again.

Lily: "Anytime a single guy hangs out with a married woman there are rules that must be followed: Rule number one..."
Barney: "Don't use the husband's condoms, that's just rude!"