The best Quotes by Simón Duque

It's time to celebrate the birthday of a woman clearly designed to make everyone around her happy. A woman with whom I have the pleasure of sharing... bills, the Wi-Fi password, bad jokes as well. And life's biggest moments. I want to make a toast. First, to your bad taste for falling for me. To these beautiful two kids we have. And above all, to that beautiful smile, which is my life's joy. Cheers. I love you.

I have to confess, all this hapiness scares me. My mom always said, "Happiness isn't bulletproof. Something always ruins it."

Zacarias: "It's easier to win over a country than the heart of a woman."
Camila: "Well, I have news for you. You picked the worst one."

Simón: "Are you trying to make crazy wild love to me?"
Valeria: "You rip off my clothes wildly."
Simón: "With my teeth."
Valeria: "Totally. Then our children come in and ruin the moment."

According to the experts, marriage is like art. It requires great patience.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.