The best Quotes by Sid Caesar

(American comedian and Jazz musician)

Quotes about Sid Caesar

I personally find it difficult to accept that there could be anyone on earth insensitive to the comic abilities of Laurel and Hardy, Sid Caesar, Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, or Martin Short. But no matter who the comic entertainer is, there is always at least a minority prepared to say, 'What's all the excitement about? He doesn't seem funny to me.'

Steve Allen

Woody Allen Mel Brooks

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That's L.A. They worship everything and they value nothing.

Sebastian Wilder in La La Land

Los Angeles

Welcome to a city where people trying to disappear aren't actually trying.

Joe Goldberg in You - Season 2 Episode 2

Los Angeles

I lived in L.A. for a few months. It seemed like no one there had parents. Or if they did have parents, they would deny it.

Catherine O'Hara

Los Angeles

Linda: "Why did you decide to come to Los Angeles?"
Lucifer: "The same reason as everyone else: the weather, p*rnstars, Mexican food."

Lucifer Morningstar in Lucifer - Season 1 Episode 3

Los Angeles

People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.

Craig Kilborn

Los Angeles

Los Angeles was the kind of place where everybody was from somewhere else and nobody really droppped anchor.

Michael Connelly in The Lincoln Lawyer - The Brass Verdict

Los Angeles

The L.A. weather is a lot like Taiwan's, where you don't observe four seasons, so the years can pass and you don't feel a thing.

Ang Lee

Los Angeles Taiwan

You're lucky we're not in Los Angeles, because Angelinos can smell BS a mile away.

Melinda Monroe in Virgin River - Season 1 Episode 1

Los Angeles

I'm from the Compton slums, and that's how the West ride
I'm from the city where two of the best died

The Game - The City, Album: The R.E.D. Album

The Notorious B.I.G.Eazy-E Los Angeles

I moved to Los Angeles for two reasons. One is to run away from a boy. Two is to chase a boy.

Kelly Mi Li in Bling Empire

Los Angeles

If I lived in L.A., I'd be schizophrenic after a week.

Matthew Goode

Los Angeles

I'm rich, I'm miserable - I'm pretty average for this town.

Michael De Santa in GTA - Grand Theft Auto - V

Los Angeles

Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics.

Steve Allen

Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances.

Steve Allen

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Steve Allen

In general, the straight line of a joke sets up a premise, an expectation. Then the funny ending - the punch line - in a sense contradicts the original assumption by refusing to follow what had seemed a reasonable train of thought. Many jokes involve that simple matter of leaping outside what had appeared to be the rules of the game at the moment.

Steve Allen

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering, one must not love. But, then one suffers from not loving.

Woody Allen

Love Breakup

I wondered if a memory is something you have or something you've lost.

Woody Allen

Memories Past

Love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

Woody Allen

Love Sex Erotic Quotes

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Woody Allen

Women

I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen

God knew, that the Jews were going to go through some shit. So he made one in ten of us crazy to keep the others entertained.

Mel Brooks

Judaism

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

Mel Brooks

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Mel Brooks

Politicians

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

Mel Brooks

Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.

Mel Brooks

He that traveleth into a country before he hath some entrance into the language, goeth to school, and not to travel.

Francis Bacon

Traveling Languages

German literacy ought to be gently and reverently set aside among the dead languages, for only the dead have time to learn it.

Mark Twain

Germany Languages

But if thought corrupts language, language can also corrupt thought.

George Orwell in 1984

Thoughts Languages

If you can't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a whole lot longer than you'd like.

Sam in Garden State

Laughing & Smile Humor & Comedy

He who can make people laugh has to be taken seriously; all people with power know that.

Werner Finck

Laughing & Smile Humor & Comedy Satire

If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.

Erma Bombeck

Laughing & Smile Humor & Comedy

Ich gehe langsam, aber ich gehe nie zurück.

Abraham Lincoln

Progress

Without progress there will be stagnation and decay. There again, progress for progress's sake must be discouraged, for our tried and tested traditions often require no tinkering. A balance, then, between old and new, between permanence and change, between tradition and innovation.

Dolores Umbridge in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Progress

We keep moving forward, opening new doors... because we're curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.

Walt Disney

Progress Curiosity

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson

Alcohol Enjoying Sex Smoking Funny Quotes

He who postpones the hour of living is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.

Horace

Life Enjoying Rivers

Time is like a river, you cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life!

Time Enjoying Moments

If you dream something, it might happen. If you never dream it, it will never happen.

Bruce Dickinson

Dreaming Objectives

When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps.

Confucius

Objectives Motivation

If you don't know where you want to go, then it doesn't matter which path you take.

Alice In Wonderland

Objectives

Some a-hole leaks it online and I'm like, you know, looking at the guy in the mirror brushing my teeth, "Dude, what have you done? This could be punishable by law!" But the internet forced the studio to say, "We're gonna make this movie", and 24 hours later, that movie had a green light.

Ryan Reynolds - September 2025

Deadpool

But I don't understand why the Jeffrey Epstein case would be of interest to anybody. It's pretty boring stuff, it's sordid but it's boring and I don't understand why it keeps going.

Donald Trump - July 2025

The Epstein Files

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