The best Quotes from Shrek

The best Quotes from Shrek

Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book of the same name by William Steig. Directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson (in their feature directorial debuts) and written by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, and Roger S. H. Schulman, it is the first installment in the Shrek film series. The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow.

Fiona: "It talks?"
Shrek: "Yeah, but it's getting him to shut up that's the trick."
Donkey: "So where is this fire-breathin' pain in the neck, anyway?"
Shrek: "In the tower, waiting for us to rescue her."
Donkey: "I was talkin' about the dragon, Shrek."
Donkey
Shrek: "Ogres are like onions."
Donkey: "They stink?"
Shrek: "No. Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers."
You're not that ugly. All right, you are ugly. But you're only like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7.
Donkey
Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
Lord Farquaad
"I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid…"
"What he's basically saying is he likes to get…"
"...paid!"
I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She thinks I'm a steed.
Donkey
Shrek: "If I treat you so badly, then why are you still here?"
Donkey: "Because that's what friends do, they forgive each other."
Donkey
I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...
...Can I stay with you?
Donkey
Donkey: "Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"
Shrek: "That would be my home."
Donkey: "Oh and it is lovely. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."
Donkey
Shrek: "Well it's no wonder you don't have any friends."
Donkey: "Wow, only a true friend would be that truly honest."
Donkey
Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks.
Donkey
And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day.
Donkey
Donkey: "Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"
Shrek: "That would be my home."
Donkey

Quotes about Shrek

Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold
Smash Mouth - All Star, Album: Astro Lounge
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Smash Mouth - All Star, Album: Astro Lounge
There's a natural connection between me and DreamWorks. I don't know if you know this, but my ears were one of the inspirations for Shrek.
Barack Obama - November 2013
Neville: "I like Shrek."
Anna: "You're not so good with people anymore, are you?"
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