The best Quotes from Shrek

The best Quotes from Shrek

Shrek is a 2001 American computer-animated fantasy comedy film loosely based on the 1990 children's picture book of the same name by William Steig. Directed by Andrew Adamson and Vicky Jenson (in their feature directorial debuts) and written by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio, Joe Stillman, and Roger S. H. Schulman, it is the first installment in the Shrek film series. The film stars Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, and John Lithgow.

Donkey
Donkey
Lord Farquaad
"I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid…"
"What he's basically saying is he likes to get…"
"...paid!"
I hope you heard that. She called me a noble steed. She thinks I'm a steed.
Donkey
Shrek: "If I treat you so badly, then why are you still here?"
Donkey: "Because that's what friends do, they forgive each other."
Donkey
I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...
...Can I stay with you?
Donkey
Donkey: "Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?"
Shrek: "That would be my home."
Donkey: "Oh and it is lovely. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder."
Donkey
Donkey
Donkey
And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases eeking outta my butt that day.
Donkey
Donkey

Quotes about Shrek

Hey now, you're an all star
Get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shootin' stars break the mold
Smash Mouth - All Star, Album: Astro Lounge
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Smash Mouth - All Star, Album: Astro Lounge
Barack Obama - November 2013
Robert Neville in I Am Legend