The best Shower Quotes

The best Shower Quotes

Gabrilla Montez: "Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too."
Troy Bolton: "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me."
Troy Bolton in High School Musical
Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16
After my shower yesterday, I felt really sexy. Even my towel got wet.
Me under the shower: 2% washing, 8% singing, 90% contemplaining about life decisions.
Me before showering: I don't feel like taking a shower.
Me in the very moment I start showeing: What? It's been 30 minutes already?
I can't go in there 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.
Kevin McCallister in Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York
Everyone pees in the shows. It's, like, a universal thing. You're gonna dry off to take a leak? Come on.
Joey Sasso in The Circle - Season 1 Episode 1
I think it's very respectful of my bathroom mirror to be foggy when I leave the shower.

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Like so many things, it's not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.
"What makes the desert beautiful," said the little prince, "is that somewhere it hides a well."
Maybe she laughs and maybe she cries
And maybe you would be surprised at everything she keeps inside
Boonaa Mohammed - Beautiful
That's the thing about depth - it can be a lonely place. You've got to come up for air to reach most people.
Feeling invisible definitely makes you want to become visible sometimes.
People see me as cute, but I'm so much more than that.
I must be a mermaid. I have no fear of depths and a great fear of shallow living.
Many things in this world seem simple at first glance but play host to all sorts of secrets if you look deeper.
Society is capricious and rewards the bad as often as the good. But it never rewards the quiet.
It's a great big step for me to open my heart up even a little bit.
I'm not going to tell my nine-months-pregnant wife that I find her replacement objectively attractive. Just like I'm not going to tell my two-year-old daughter that violent video games are objectively more fun. It's true, but it doesn't help anybody.
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 8 Episode 7
I am on the first hot sale streak of my life. I think it all comes from feeding CeCe, because no matter how much she resists, I sell her those carrots. Let's be honest - if I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob... I can pretty much sell anything.
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 9
Better to consider opportunities now than in ten years, when life may limit your choices.
Ms. Darbus in High School Musical - 3: Senior Year
Troy: "But hey, brothers fight..."
Chad: "...they're still brothers."
Chad Danforth in High School Musical
The greatest musical instrument given to a human being is the voice.
Microphones are just like people, if you shout at them, they get scared.
If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden, and Toby - I would shoot Toby twice.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25
You need somebody who understands your references. Who is Kafkaesque? I've never...- I don't know him.
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 6 Episode 9
Self-consciousness is the destroyer of erotic joy.
Lust and logic never seem to go hand in hand.
And I really do need to be convinced to behave.
You can be too old for a lot of things, but you're never too old to be afraid.
Old Man Marley in Home Alone
How can you give Kris Kringle a parking ticket on Christmas Eve? What's next, rabies shots for the Easter Bunny?
Dude, I don't want to talk about Lacey's prom shoes. And I'll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It's called a penis.
Carrie: "Something Iike 85% aren't circumcised."
Charlotte: "Great, now they're taking over the world!"
Carrie: "It's a penis, not Godzilla."
Carrie Bradshaw in Sex And The City - Season 2 Episode 9
If nagging were an Olympic sport, my Aunt Voula would win a gold medal!
Toula Portokalos in My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Fielding: "I'm sorry. Did I wake you?"
John: "I think you woke your Aunt Jenny. She's been dead for nine years."
John Marshall in Dog Gone
Someone needs to go back and tell the 10 year old version of me that all of your dreams are going to come true.
Joey Sasso - May 2021
Oh, we got bread. I can't eat you, but I'm gonna look at you!
Joey Sasso in The Circle - Season 1 Episode 1
I don't think England and America ever had a war. So I genuinely believe that I'm gonna win over the hearts of the Americans.
Chloe Veitch in The Circle - Season 2 Episode 1
I could catfish as anyone! I could be my grandmother. I could be Justin Bieber. I could be Kim Jong-un.
Jack Atkins / Emily in The Circle - Season 2 Episode 3
Michael: "You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore. You will find love."
Kevin: "Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now."
Michael: "Don't be. You should never settle for who you are."
Michael Scott in The Office - Season 7 Episode 22
What's the problem? Grunting is scientifically proven to add more power. Ask any female tennis player, or her husband.
Dwight Schrute in The Office - Season 8 Episode 3
Jim: "What about and energy drink?"
Pam: "It gets in the breast milk. If I drink it, CeCe drinks it six hours later."
Jim: "It doesn't mean I can't drink it."
Pam: "Well, it does and it doesn't."
Pam Beesly in The Office - Season 6 Episode 25

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