The best Shower Quotes

The best Shower Quotes

Gabrilla Montez: "Well, you sound like you've done a lot of singing, too."
Troy Bolton: "Yeah, my showerhead is very impressed with me."
Troy Bolton in High School Musical
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Pam: "Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office."
Jim: "No, because the office isn't what I'd consider a romantic place."
Pam: "Besides, we have something those other people don't have, which is a home and a bed."
Jim: "And a shower."
Jim Halpert in The Office - Season 7 Episode 16
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After my shower yesterday, I felt really sexy. Even my towel got wet.
Me under the shower: 2% washing, 8% singing, 90% contemplaining about life decisions.
Me before showering: I don't feel like taking a shower.
Me in the very moment I start showeing: What? It's been 30 minutes already?
I can't go in there 'cause Uncle Frank's taking a shower. He says if I walked in there and saw him naked, I'd grow up never feeling like a real man.
Kevin McCallister in Home Alone - 2: Lost in New York
Everyone pees in the shows. It's, like, a universal thing. You're gonna dry off to take a leak? Come on.
Joey Sasso in The Circle - Season 1 Episode 1
I think it's very respectful of my bathroom mirror to be foggy when I leave the shower.
Men:
Shower

Women:
Shower with hair
Shower without hair
Shower with hair and conditioner
Only hair
Dry-shampoo

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Chad: "...they're still brothers."
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