The funniest "She's a 10" jokes

The funniest "She's a 10" jokes

She's a 10 but thinks she's a 5. He's a 5 but thinks he's a 10. And now they're married.
She's a 10 but, bro, she doesn't want you.
She's a 10 but she bases her standards on romance books.
She's a 10 but she has raging anxiety and overthinks everything.
She's a 10 but she had unrestricted access to the internet at a young age.
She's a 10, but can also play as a false 9 or out wide.
She's a 10 but she audibly gasps whenever she hears a one direction song playing while out in public.
She's a 10 but you must tell her "good morning" and "good night" or she thinks you hate her.
She's a 10 but says "they sang this on Glee" whenever she hears a song they performed on Glee.
She's a 10 but forgets about her Animal Crossing island for 6 months.
She's a 10 but she asks you if you'd still love her if she was ugly.
She's a 10 but rewatches Twilight once a month.
She's a 10 but she replaces her meals with coffee.

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There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
My first words, as I was being born I looked up at my mother and said, "that's the last time I'm going up one of those!"
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There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.
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I would never go bungee jumping. A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber isn't taking me out of it.
Without coffee, I could easily survive a zombie apocalypse. They'd think I'm one of them.
I'm not clumsy, I'm accident-prone!
I was anti-vax for 7 years... then, I turned 8 and found out that the needle's not as bad as the stuff it protects me from.
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Do you ever get sad when an old memory resurfaces? It's funny. Even a good memory can make you cry.
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Being yourself is always in style!
He called you pretty... That's practically an insult, the way you look right now... You're much more than beautiful.
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