The funniest "She's a 10" jokes

She's a 10 but thinks she's a 5. He's a 5 but thinks he's a 10. And now they're married.

She's a 10 but, bro, she doesn't want you.

She's a 10 but she bases her standards on romance books.

She's a 10 but she has raging anxiety and overthinks everything.

She's a 10 but she had unrestricted access to the internet at a young age.

She's a 10, but can also play as a false 9 or out wide.

She's a 10 but she audibly gasps whenever she hears a one direction song playing while out in public.

She's a 10 but you must tell her "good morning" and "good night" or she thinks you hate her.

She's a 10 but says "they sang this on Glee" whenever she hears a song they performed on Glee.

She's a 10 but forgets about her Animal Crossing island for 6 months.

She's a 10 but she asks you if you'd still love her if she was ugly.

She's a 10 but rewatches Twilight once a month.

She's a 10 but she replaces her meals with coffee.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

"There's perfect men around every corner", said God an made the Earth round.

Working out makes people more comfortable with their naked bodies. So does Tequila.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Bacteria is the only culture some people have.

If you're not careful, Netflix & Chill can turn into Disney+ & Children pretty damn fast.

Work eight hours and sleep eight hours and make sure that they are not the same hours.

What would I put in a museum? Probably a museum. That's an amusing relic of our past.

Wade: "What can I get for $275 and a Yogurtland rewards card?"
Vanessa: "Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the f*ck you want. And a low-fat dessert."

I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.

There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

My first words, as I was being born I looked up at my mother and said, "that's the last time I'm going up one of those!"

My mind is like an internet browser - I have 23 tabs open, 4 are frozen, and I don't know where the music is coming from.

I went to a costume party dressed as a chicken and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg.

Long story short:
The chicken.

There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures... and the Dutch.

I would never go bungee jumping. A broken rubber brought me into this world, a broken rubber isn't taking me out of it.

Without coffee, I could easily survive a zombie apocalypse. They'd think I'm one of them.

I'm not clumsy, I'm accident-prone!

I was anti-vax for 7 years... then, I turned 8 and found out that the needle's not as bad as the stuff it protects me from.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.

I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Do you ever get sad when an old memory resurfaces? It's funny. Even a good memory can make you cry.

Everyone's always trying to get into shape. Circle. Square. Triangle. I say love you own geometry, maaan.

See? This totally proves that being a dreamer pays off!

Being yourself is always in style!

He called you pretty... That's practically an insult, the way you look right now... You're much more than beautiful.

Sometimes I wondered if I was seeing the same things through my eyes that the rest of the world was seeing through theirs. Maybe there was a glitch in my brain.

No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end.

I know love and lust don't always keep the same company.