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The funniest "She's a 10" jokes
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She's a 10 but thinks she's a 5. He's a 5 but thinks he's a 10. And now they're married.
She's a 10 but, bro, she doesn't want you.
She's a 10 but she bases her standards on romance books.
She's a 10 but she has raging anxiety and overthinks everything.
She's a 10 but she had unrestricted access to the internet at a young age.
She's a 10, but can also play as a false 9 or out wide.
She's a 10 but she audibly gasps whenever she hears a one direction song playing while out in public.
She's a 10 but you must tell her "good morning" and "good night" or she thinks you hate her.
She's a 10 but says "they sang this on Glee" whenever she hears a song they performed on Glee.
She's a 10 but forgets about her Animal Crossing island for 6 months.
Animal Crossing
She's a 10 but she asks you if you'd still love her if she was ugly.
She's a 10 but rewatches Twilight once a month.
Twilight
She's a 10 but she replaces her meals with coffee.
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