Quotes and Voice-Lines by Shen the Eye of Twilight

If light travels so fast, how come it's never caught a ninja?

You're already dead, you just haven't caught up yet.

Ren Shadowblade: "A shadow to cut through the light!"
Shen: "A blade without reason."

Silent Shadowseer: "The shadows take form."
Shen: "An unholy union of flesh and shadow."

Zed: "We meet again... old friend."
Shen: "We're not the men we once were."

The fate of mortals and spirits falls to me.

Enforced equilibrium.

The ever-watchful Eye is upon you.

A demonstration of superior judgement.

Best way to the heart is between the ribs.

Pyke: "They all sink before they float."
Wolf: "Dead should stay dead!"
Lamb: "He will soon wish he had."

Kalista: "We shall pierce their treasonous hearts!"
Lamb: "Betrayers make for worthy prey."

Soothsayer: "Wash away all that troubles you."
Wolf: "We are the troubles!"

Jinx: "You build the VROOM VROOMs and I'll do the kachachaCHOOs."
Heimerdinger: "Ah, I see we're using technical terms."

Garen: "My heart and sword, for Demacia."
Jinx: "My blarg and bloof for bablafia."

Malphite: "The girl always beats me. I must learn her powers."
Taliyah: "Perhaps you should choose Scissors, Malphite."

Hecarim: "The living will fall."
Wolf: "They always do!"
Lamb: "By arrow or by teeth."

Darius: "Remember why you fight, brother."
Draven: "Blah blah Noxus, blah blah strength."

Taric: "Your arrogance is impressive."
Aurelion Sol: "It is the least impressive thing about me."

Miss Fortune: "Cute bird. He bulletproof?"
Quinn: "Cute face. Talon-proof?"

Swain: "Demacia's walls will crumble."
Quinn: "Then I'll have a clean shot at your head."

Sejuani: "We will take Demacia!"
Quinn: "Not the first time I've heard that."

My bird could beat up your boar.

In a world without love, death means nothing.

Love is not so easily dissuaded.

Long before blades and sorcery are needed, words... can save a soul.

Wear a mask long enough, and you forget the face beneath.

Rhaast: "A craftsman never blames his tools."
Kayn: "I will make an exception in this case."

Rhaast: "With the Ora you wield, we could destroy everything!"
Kayn: "With all the stupid things you say, we could fill a library."

The only true death is to never live.

Wolf: "I see water!"
Lamb: "They are called tears."

What's in my violin case? Violence.

I accidentally did that on purpose.

What's that smell? Oh, it's me.

The only thing the sun's good for is what it does to milk.

Hate and love are just two words for passion.

Every smile is just a frown waiting to be turned upside down.

It's a sad truth that those who shine brightest often burn fastest.

What is truth, but a survivor's story?

I like my weapons how I like my music, heavy and metal.

Fools fear death, the strong wield it.

My profession? You know, now that I think of it... I always wanted to be a baker.

How many times must I die before I learn to live?

Victors are the sole authors of history. Time to write our chapter.

They say I don't know when to quit. Like that's a weakness.

Keep a man down long enough, and the gutter becomes his kingdom.

Captains told me to kill fish, fish told me to kill captains, makes sense.

Hey, is there a doctor on hand? Asking for my opponents.

Ugh, hey anyone know whose teeth are stuck in my knuckles?

Sorry boys, I keep the fuzzy cuffs at home.