Quote by Sheldon Cooper (Season 4 Episode 1)

Quote by Sheldon Cooper (Season 4 Episode 1)

Sheldon: "I'm quite aware of the way humans usually reproduce, which is messy, unsanitary, and based on living next to you for three years, involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity."
Penny: "Oh God!"
Sheldon: "Yes, exactly."

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