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Of course, nobody I knew in East-Texas in 1989 cared about Newtonian Physics. The only Newtons they cared about were Wayne and Fig.

Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon - Season 1 Episode 1

Texas

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Leonard: "I've dated plenty of women. There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle..."
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Oh, gravity, thou art a heartless b*tch!

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Sheldon: "...with certain obvious exceptions. Suicide for example!"

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Quantum physics makes me so happy. It's like looking at the universe naked.

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'See you in hell Sheldon'? The most frightening thing about that is the missing comma!

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Penny: "Oh God!"
Sheldon: "Yes, exactly."

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You're asking me to use my superior intellect in a tawdry competition. Would you ask Picasso to play Pictionary? Would you ask Noah Webster to play Boggle? Would you ask Jacques Cousteau to play Go Fish?

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We dont need Wolowitz! Engineering is merely the slower younger brother of physics. Watch and learn! Do either of you know how to open the toolbox?

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Sheldon: "You do understand that our efforts here will in no way increase the odds of having sexual congress with this woman?"
Leonard: "Men do things for women without expecting sex."
Sheldon: "Those would be men who just had sex."

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Howard: "Don't you think I should answer the engineering questions? I am an engineer."
Sheldon: "By that logic I should answer all the anthropology questions because I'm a mammal."

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She is cheating. No one can be that attractive and this skilled at a video game.

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Nerds Video games

Penny: "Four years I lived with him! Four years, I mean that's like as long as high school!"
Sheldon: "It took you four years to get through high school?!"

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Penny High School

Rajesh: "I don't know if I want to play anymore."
Sheldon: "Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble."

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Leonard: "I don't think I can go out with her tonight."
Sheldon: "Then don't."
Leonard: "Other people would say, 'Why not?'"
Sheldon: "Other people might be interested."

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Sheldon: "Why Penny?"
Leonard: "Because rock breaks scissors."

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Penny

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Penny: "Studying abroad?"
Sheldon: "No. Visiting professor. Anyway, the local cuisine was a little more sausage-based than I'm used to. And the result was an internal Blitzkrieg, with my lower intestine playing the part of Czechoslovakia."

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Polen

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Sheldon: "Oh, please! If influenza was only contagious after symptoms appear, it would have died out thousands of years ago. Somewhere between tool using and cave painting, homo habilis would have figured out how to kill the guy with the runny nose."

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Smart? I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as smart.

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Everybody's got a date. Even you, Mario, going after Princess Peach. And what am I doing? I'm just enabling you.

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Coffee is to wake up, coffee is to work with, coffee is to live with, coffee is life.

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Coffee

Well, I'm a big believer in "never say never".

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Someone else's success is not your failure.

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Success

I think in any form of acting, you're always well served if you've done theater.

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Theatre

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I actually enjoyed being alone, solitude allowed me to think about important things.

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Missy: "I don't know. I've ignored him, been mean to him. What else can I do?"

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Whoa, and the '70s are back. All we need are the Bee Gees and bell-bottoms and it's Studio 54.

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Dante: "[seeing a Confederate flag] What? Are you serious?"
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The stars at night, are big and bright,
deep in the heart of Texas,
The prairie sky is wide and high,
deep in the heart of Texas.

Texas

When a Texan gets knocked off a horse, he gets right back on. That is the second most important thing about bein' a Texan, right after thinkin' you're better than everybody else.

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Texas

"Did you grow up in Texas?"
Meemaw: "Took my first bath in a ten-gallon hat."

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Texas

Missy Cooper: "I don't want to die, I've only kissed one boy so far."
Mary Cooper: "What?!"
Missy Cooper: "Relax, it was a long time ago."

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