The best Quotes by Shego

You actually stole a wheelchair? What's next, candy from a baby?

Yeah I'd say I'm 30% serious, 70% mock.

I don't do cakes. I don't bake them and I don't jump out of them.

Oh, no, no, no. You are not going to jack some kid's wheelchair!

Oh, nap time! You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.

Shego: "You know, for someone who is supposedly a mad genius I'm not seeing much of the genius."
Dr. Drakken: "Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the mad."

Mother, boy bands are cute. Brown Bear backpacks are cute. Ron as a cheerleader - not cute.

Sidekicks need to know their place… right?

Jim Possible: "You're a rocket scientist! Can't you do something?"
Dr. Possible: "Well, I could put it in geo-synchronous orbit, but I'm not sure how that would help."

Wait, you mean Kim Possible and Dr. Possible are related?

Can't spell inspiration without procrastination.

Kim: "A naked mole rat? Ron, ever think about getting a normal pet?"
Ron: "Like what?"
Kim: "Something... not naked."
Ron: "Never be normal! That's the Ron Stoppable motto."

News flash, Shego. I'm a bad man.

I think some serious physics just happened!

You ever notice "Mankey" is a mere vowel away from "monkey"? Just an observation!

Shego: "Why are you dressed in that stupid costume?"
Kim: "You look in the mirror lately?"

Lord Monkey Fist: "What kind of a hero brings a baby on a mission?"
Ron Stoppable: "A baby AND a sack of flour!"
Lord Monkey Fist: "Ah, yes. That explains everything."

Dr. Drakken: "This is so your fault!"
Ron Stoppable: "What, I'm supposed to let you take over the world?"
Dr. Drakken: "In the spirit of the season, yes!"

This is my chance to rule the world! All I want is what's coming to me! All I want is my fair share!

Professor Dementor: "Too late! My men have already unleashed... ze dachsunds!"
Bonnie Rockwaller: "We're supposed to be afraid of little wiener dogs?"

Yes, information? I'd like the number for 911 immediately, please!

You were like "pow pow" and I was like "zap zap" and now you're all "boo hoo"!

Name your price, Stoppable! Power? Glory? When I take over the world, you can have a continent! Any continent... not Europe.

Dr. Drakken: "I never joke about cocoa-moo."
Shego: "Cocoa-moo?"
Dr. Drakken: "It's uses are limitless! Pudding, cookie dough, foot massages..."

Shego: "You're going to gorge yourself on corndogs and hork on Dementor again?"
Dr. Drakken: "That was last year and those were funnel cakes!"

The knuckle dragging ying to my knuckle headed yang.

Have I been placed on this earth to suffer?

Dr. Drakken: "Oh look, it's Kim Possible and her friend."
Ron: "Hello, I've got a name."
Dr. Drakken: "Which I can never remember."

Good, then it will be my honor to collapse from exhaustion.

So where are we in the Possible family Christmas Eve schedule?

Kim Possible, you think you're all that, but you're not!

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.