The best Quotes by Sharron Townsend

Memories are worth more than $100,000.

Revenge is a dish best served hot.

Chocolate's better than sex.

Who are you expecting, Jeff from Finance? Although, this next guy is exceptional at picking up numbers.

I'm not the brightest spark... in the book.

If you were in paradise with these people and had to resist sex. Could you? Hell, no. Nobody can keep it in their pants these days. 'Cause hooking up is as easy as swiping right.

I don't think England and America ever had a war. So I genuinely believe that I'm gonna win over the hearts of the Americans.

Girls automatically gravitate towards each other. However, it can literally be the simplest of thing that breaks it all up.

Hi, I'm Chloe. I'm 21, and I'm from Essex in England. I'm so excited! Some of you know me from a show called Too Hot to Handle. Some of you may know me from a show called "Too Hot To Handle" where I won... about ten dollars and 50 cents.

When you lose everything, that's when you're finally free.

We're not defined by what we los. We're defined by what we survive.

They're exhausting to inflate, they scare the shit out of you when they pop, and uninflated they just look like a pile of clown-condoms.

This isn't about good or bad. This is about power. And who is allowed to use it.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"