The best Quotes by Sharron Townsend

Memories are worth more than $100,000.

Revenge is a dish best served hot.

Chocolate's better than sex.

Who are you expecting, Jeff from Finance? Although, this next guy is exceptional at picking up numbers.

I'm not the brightest spark... in the book.

If you were in paradise with these people and had to resist sex. Could you? Hell, no. Nobody can keep it in their pants these days. 'Cause hooking up is as easy as swiping right.

I don't think England and America ever had a war. So I genuinely believe that I'm gonna win over the hearts of the Americans.

Girls automatically gravitate towards each other. However, it can literally be the simplest of thing that breaks it all up.

Hi, I'm Chloe. I'm 21, and I'm from Essex in England. I'm so excited! Some of you know me from a show called Too Hot to Handle. Some of you may know me from a show called "Too Hot To Handle" where I won... about ten dollars and 50 cents.

Lip: "Hey, whoa. You really think they deserve your hard-earned money for that service?"
Frank: "Dine and dash?"
Lip: "Bite and bolt."
Frank: "Eat it and beat it?"

What can I say, once you go white, you always stay tight. Hey, I think I just insulted myself.

Frank: "What did they get you for again?"
"Beat my ex-wife to death with a telephone."
Frank': "Cordless or landline?"

Been sleeping in this car six years. Pissed, puked, jizzed in it. By law of bodily fluids, it's mine.

I have red hair, freckles and crooked teeth. I don't need any more character!

Debs, we need at least one person in this family to not turn cynical, and my money's been on you.

I don't go onto Facebook because I don't give a shit about whose pet just died or who just checked in at the f*cking McDonald's.