Quotes by Shane Walsh

Shane Walsh is a character from The Walking Dead

The best Series Quotes

Never met a woman who knew how to turn off a light. They’re born thinkin’ the switch only goes one way: on. I mean, they’re struck blind the second they leave a room. I mean every woman, I ever let have a key, I swear to God. It’s like, come home, house all lit up, and my job, you see, apparently because my chromosomes happen to be different, is that I gotta walk through that house and turn off every single light this chick left on.

Shane Walsh in The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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I'm the kind of man that would gun down his own best friend, what'd you think I do to some guy I don't even like when he starts throwing accusations my way. What'd you think?

Shane Walsh in The Walking Dead, Season 2 Episode 6
 
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