Quotes from Shameless

Quotes from Shameless
Quote by Fiona Gallagher from Shameless in Season 1 Episode 1

Jimmy: 'Your dad made me follow you up. Gave me a condom.'
Fiona: 'He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam.'

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Quote by Jimmy Lishman from Shameless in Season 1 Episode 1

Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.

Love declerations
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Quote by Karen Jackson from Shameless in Season 1 Episode 1

Phillip: 'Did he pitch a tent?'
Karen: 'Huh?'
Phillip: 'Did you make him hard?'
Karen: 'Ever try to play pool with a rope?'

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Quote by Jimmy Lishman from Shameless in Season 1 Episode 1

Ninety percent of the world's problems are caused by tiny words that come in pairs. I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people as, we say: 'Not bad.'

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 7

This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.

America
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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.

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Quote by Sammi Slott from Shameless in Season 4

You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

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Quote by Sarah Cleary from Shameless in Season 6

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

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Quote by Sheila Jackson from Shameless in Season 2

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 7

I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 4

Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.

Bullying
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Quote by Sarah Cleary from Shameless in Season 6

Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3

Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.

Relationships
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Quote by Debbie Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 8

You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Alcohol, Breakup & Lovesick
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Quote by Sheila Jackson from Shameless in Season 2 Episode 9

Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

Love
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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 6

You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.

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Quote by Mickey Milkovich from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 12

I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Love declerations
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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 2 Episode 8

I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!

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Quote by Fiona Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 7

You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.

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Quote by Ian Gallagher from Shameless in Season 3 Episode 1

Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.

Ambition
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Quote by Frank Gallagher from Shameless in Season 7 Episode 10

Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.

Love
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Quote by Fiona Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 5

I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.

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Quote by Phillip Gallagher from Shameless in Season 5 Episode 7

I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'

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Quote by Sammi Slott from Shameless in Season 4

The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.

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