Quotes from Shameless

Quotes from Shameless

Jimmy: 'Your dad made me follow you up. Gave me a condom.'
Fiona: 'He must really like you. He usually just gives my boyfriends a dental dam.'

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Jenna dances for an audience. You dance like there's no one else in the room. You life's not simple, Fiona, and you can't stop it from showing because you're no fake. You're not lost. You don't need finding. This whole city belongs to the Jennas, I'm sick of them. I swear, Fiona, you're nothing like anyone I've ever met. You make me want to enjoy my life again.

Love declerationsJimmy Lishman in Shameless, Season 1 Episode 1
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Phillip: 'Did he pitch a tent?'
Karen: 'Huh?'
Phillip: 'Did you make him hard?'
Karen: 'Ever try to play pool with a rope?'

Karen Jackson in Shameless, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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Ninety percent of the world's problems are caused by tiny words that come in pairs. I mean, we're healthy and we're happy, but when people as, we say: 'Not bad.'

Jimmy Lishman in Shameless, Season 1 Episode 1
 
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This is not a dictatorship. This is America. Give me liberty, or give me meth.

AmericaFrank Gallagher in Shameless, Season 7
 
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Great things don’t happen in tiny little increments. You know, they happen when someone thinks completely differently.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless, Season 3
 
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You can't lose your virginity to a tampon. It has to be a penis with a man attached.

Sammi Slott in Shameless, Season 4
 
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If god didn't want us putting things up our ass, he would have given the rectum a gag reflex.

Frank Gallagher in Shameless, Season 3
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Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

Sarah Cleary in Shameless, Season 6
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Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

Sheila Jackson in Shameless, Season 2
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I just thought squirting was a myth, like unicorns or moderate Republicans.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless, Season 7
 
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Bullying is a vital part of every ecosystem. It teaches kids resilience. The world is a rough place. Bullying is like getting inoculated. It's a vaccine.

BullyingFrank Gallagher in Shameless, Season 4
 
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Every time we open our hearts, every time we open our gates, we take a risk.

Sarah Cleary in Shameless, Season 6
 
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Doing things you don't want to do is how you make a relationship work.

RelationshipsFrank Gallagher in Shameless, Season 3
 
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You can’t drink him away. It won’t work.

Alcohol, Breakup & LovesickDebbie Gallagher in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 8
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Sometimes when people love each other very much, they need time apart, so when they come back together, their love is even stronger.

LoveSheila Jackson in Shameless, Season 2 Episode 9
 
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You did okay, Mickey. You know, you tried. That’s a lot more than most people would do.

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 6
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I love you. It means we take care of each other. It means thick and thin, good times, bad, sickness, health, all that shit.

Love declerationsMickey Milkovich in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 12
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I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless, Season 2 Episode 8
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You need to let me go… You need to let me let you go.

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 7
 
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Sometimes we get so wrapped up in getting what we want, that we forget to ask ourselves why we wanted it in the first place.

AmbitionIan Gallagher in Shameless, Season 3 Episode 1
 
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Love is not supposed to be cute. Love is supposed to be raw and destructive.

LoveFrank Gallagher in Shameless, Season 7 Episode 10
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I can’t tell you that this is definitely gonna work out. There’s no guarantees. But if this turns out to be a big mistake, then let’s make it the most fun big fucking mistake we’ve ever made.

Fiona Gallagher in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 5
 
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I just need someone to say, 'Fuck it. This kid deserves a chance.'

Phillip Gallagher in Shameless, Season 5 Episode 7
 
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The good parts of love are so good, you're willing to suffer an unbelievable amount of pain just to get to them. That's why I have been married three times and engaged 12.

Sammi Slott in Shameless, Season 4
 
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